Dialogue between an addict and a his therapist

[Ravr]

Therapist: Everyday above ground is a good day!


Addict: That is why I got to stay high!

 

[Sweet P]

^ Ha! I wish my drug counsellor would say stuff like that so I could make witty comebacks. But all I seem to get is "when did you last use?" - to which I sometimes reply, looking at my watch, "about an hour ago."

 

[PK555]

That's pretty clever, reminds me of when a friend of mine had group counseling counselor asked "What was the high and low point of your day" and his response was "The high point was when I got to eat that double cheese burger, the low point was when your prick ass made me throw it in the garbage. . . ass-hole" verbatim from what he told me.

 

[Retrodat]

my therapist asked me "which drugs have u experimented with" I told him that given the time constraint of this appointment, it would be better for me to tell him which drugs i haven't experimented with lol. Jokes i just made that shit up right now, i'm just brilliant.

 

[Retrodat]

^ Ha! I wish my drug counsellor would say stuff like that so I could make witty comebacks. But all I seem to get is "when did you last use?" - to which I sometimes reply, looking at my watch, "about an hour ago."

hahahaha good one!