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Describe Your Latest Flirt with a Stranger

Eyes On the Roll said:
Well, I work in a salad bar and a lot of women/girls come through. My bosses INSIST that I ask each customer "would you like me to twist your salad?", and almost every customer goes "huh?", causes they don't know what twisting a salad means. so I am then forced to say "would you like me to toss your salad?". LOL. It gets to a point where I'm quite blatant with it. Some girl the other day was like "that sounds so wrong lol, but I'd let you toss my salad."
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what does your boss make you say to the male customers?

It was funny to read the first post, I can relate to flirting with chicks working the coffee shop next to work. This joint I frequented was about the size of two prison cells put together and you had to pour your own coffee while the sole clerk watched so it was a pretty intimate atmosphere if you worked the late shift like me and went at off-peak (read: 0 to 0.5 other customers in shop) hours. They had fucking good coffee. I flirted with a counter girl; brunette with a penchant for black nail polish (me gusta). Eventually I was pressured by my own sense of hubris to ask her out because I began to feel like a pussy to flirt with her in such a small room with seemingly no customers ever when I dropped in for such a long time without making some sort of move. Later, a coworker told me about her.

Oh, LATEST flirt was today: traffic crossing standoff with a Ms Rose Hips, complete with how-you-doin nod for a finishing move
 
Well if you weren't "Across the pond" I'd offer to take you out for a cup of coffee or tea (whichever you prefer). =) On me of course
 
Hade another good flirt today and I thought about this thread. I started a new class today and didn't know anyone, at all. So, I glanced across the room to see where I wanted to sit. I decided to sit in the back next to a girl a saw walking earlier and I thought I'de try to make a new friend. (I'm trying to be more friendly and meet new people). Anyways, the funniest part is I was wearing a WSP t-shirt and I found out the girl had WSMFP tattooed to her lip! Hahaha It's crazy how out of everywhere I could sit, I sat next to the one other spread head in the room. She was kinda crazy and the class was boring as hell but I had fun with it. Crazy how people are attracted to each other like that!
 
Oh god. Some 17 year old girl was in the back freezer with me today and she jokingly said "what if we had a makeout sesh back here?". I guess that counts, but me being 4 years older I kinda had to pass.
 
I often have to look at people's licenses at my job in order to take down information. And I have started to use the following on women:

Customer: Here
RL: :reads and hands back:
Customer: Thanks
RL: So July 7th...1990 was it...
Customer: No, 1980.
RL: What? I thought that was a nine...
Customer: No, 1980.
RL: Let me see that again. Honestly, I cannot believe you're that old.

I had a few female customers that ate this up today. Absolutely loved it. :)
 
the ladies didn't like it so much when i did that at the polling stations. I guess voting and flirting do not mix
 
I need to stop being such a pussy, worrying that I will get fired from a job I really need for going too far with the flirting on the clock, and kick it up a notch. I have top sales metrics that my boss has to praise, and it's no coincidence that I'm the only male at my position catering to a roughly 80% female clientèle. They love me. Well, usually. But at the same time he went and "cockblocked" me today when I met my future other half, the woman of my dreams, that one in 3.5 billion... My new boss is old, bald and fat, and I think he's jealous of my ability to charm the customers. I need to take my boss out and find him a ladyfriend. Or a boyfriend. Or a tranny. Massage parlour...anything to get him off my back and let me do this the way it should be done.

This woman today complimented me on my hair, which is rare in the posh world in which I work, because I look like a beatnik most of the time. So I complimented her dress. So she complimented my necklace, so I complimented her bracelet. This went on a bit more. There was a lot of smiling and eye-contact, and something (thought I don't exactly know what) that would have to be cut by a sharp knife. I was getting butterflies. I think my boss was watching it from a distance and decided that it had to stop.

I know that people have their opinions on asking-out/dating (or not dating coworkers). What about clients/customers to you at your job? Is it okay (ethically, screw corporate policy) to ask a client/customer out if things are going really well?
 
My best friend worked at a restaurant, flirted with a customer and theyve been together for 2 years, are engaged, and live together. I think its alright. Shes a cool chick too :)
 
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