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Describe your first sexual experience using MS Paint

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I hope you told that bitch to either Join in or close the door klue (paraphrased from some womanizing rap song) ;-)
Thought that woulda been a funny line tho. :P
 
*=Regulator=* said:
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Yes, I have red hair - and not just on top.

This was the exact conversation that followed me losing my virginity (in about 30 seconds).

You girlfriend's stomach looks like Hitler.
 
haha. Yes it was. And yes I did :|

(We tried again in the back of his mum's car the next day to greater success)

We were together for 18 months, and a few years later I married a different ginger. I don't know why ;(
 
This thread is the funniest thing I've ever seen in the whole history of Bluelight.

:D
 
Heh, there is one in The LOUNGE also, which is a fair bit bigger from memory.
 
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