yep.....i don't go on fucking FB but since watching all these daft cult videos on YouTube and hearing the sorts of things people are prepared to believe these days i thought i'd make a one off visit with a one off post on FB just to see what sort of response i might get from my 900+ 'friends' on there......so i post..
Thinking of starting a CULT....who's with me?
and then come off FB....this was saturday....told the kids dad what i had posted and he said that i shouldn't post things like that on FB...what!? in case i offend one of my 900+ great friends of mine??
today i decide out of curiousity just to pop onto FB to see what, if any, response i might have gotten....and to my surprise over 5 people had commented....only one of these was somebody i had once known....she was a sister of an ex-boyfriend of mine...she commented 'I'm in!!'.....the other comments were equally ethusiastic and one had been pondering a cult related to Pugs....and a last commentee had even suggested a name of the cult 'flat earth'...well i think this is pretty good going really from a bunch of friends all but one i don't know from adam.....there were also quite a few likes and smiley faces from other 'friends' .....i can already detect out of the comments one with leadership qualities....the one with the name...so my cult may be called 'flat earth' but i'm gonna try and hold a FB conference on my budding 'flat earth-ians' with another out of the blue posts.....maybe i should even have a page on FB about my cult???....oh the possibilities
seriously though....over the weekend i watched aghast as parents of virgins quite happily welcomed the thought of their daughters being naked with a 60-odd year old man as he had announced that he had direct communication from god telling him to do so....and this same man split up marriages telling wives that they must have sex with him as god has willed it so....he even offered comfort to the estranged husbands telling them that if they were angry with god they should go and tell him !!??....this man 'Wayne Bent' did get a jail sentence though....his vanity and stupidity in allowing a documentary to be made about his 'cult' and his 'leadership' of it sealed his fate....
....and then there is the cult of JACKIE.....some man and his wife convinced these women that they owned a machine called 'JACKIE' that would cause them to spontaneously combust if they ever tried to leave....they had also been told that the chinese were coming to liberate them...they'd been waiting since the 70's....i mean at some point don't you think.....hey its now 1984 and the chinese haven't arrived yet.....no....thats the thing....they reamined where they were until 2013.
then there's jesus alive in australia...spreading the 'divine truth'....at least this 'jesus' isn't demanding people to hand over their virgin daughters or anything like that (not yet anyway) but him and the reincarnation of mary magdalene plus some other reincarnations from the 1st century seem to be doing quite well for themselves
so...yeah...flat earth...it has potential
Thinking of starting a CULT....who's with me?
and then come off FB....this was saturday....told the kids dad what i had posted and he said that i shouldn't post things like that on FB...what!? in case i offend one of my 900+ great friends of mine??
today i decide out of curiousity just to pop onto FB to see what, if any, response i might have gotten....and to my surprise over 5 people had commented....only one of these was somebody i had once known....she was a sister of an ex-boyfriend of mine...she commented 'I'm in!!'.....the other comments were equally ethusiastic and one had been pondering a cult related to Pugs....and a last commentee had even suggested a name of the cult 'flat earth'...well i think this is pretty good going really from a bunch of friends all but one i don't know from adam.....there were also quite a few likes and smiley faces from other 'friends' .....i can already detect out of the comments one with leadership qualities....the one with the name...so my cult may be called 'flat earth' but i'm gonna try and hold a FB conference on my budding 'flat earth-ians' with another out of the blue posts.....maybe i should even have a page on FB about my cult???....oh the possibilities
seriously though....over the weekend i watched aghast as parents of virgins quite happily welcomed the thought of their daughters being naked with a 60-odd year old man as he had announced that he had direct communication from god telling him to do so....and this same man split up marriages telling wives that they must have sex with him as god has willed it so....he even offered comfort to the estranged husbands telling them that if they were angry with god they should go and tell him !!??....this man 'Wayne Bent' did get a jail sentence though....his vanity and stupidity in allowing a documentary to be made about his 'cult' and his 'leadership' of it sealed his fate....
....and then there is the cult of JACKIE.....some man and his wife convinced these women that they owned a machine called 'JACKIE' that would cause them to spontaneously combust if they ever tried to leave....they had also been told that the chinese were coming to liberate them...they'd been waiting since the 70's....i mean at some point don't you think.....hey its now 1984 and the chinese haven't arrived yet.....no....thats the thing....they reamined where they were until 2013.
then there's jesus alive in australia...spreading the 'divine truth'....at least this 'jesus' isn't demanding people to hand over their virgin daughters or anything like that (not yet anyway) but him and the reincarnation of mary magdalene plus some other reincarnations from the 1st century seem to be doing quite well for themselves
so...yeah...flat earth...it has potential