Okay, okay.
So I'm a bit late to the party.
What do you expect? The info line said that the first waypoint was next to that big-wooden-horse-thingey that was on fire in the city courtyard, but no one was there to give me directions to the next waypoint... well, no one alive anyway.
I'm forced to think that you didn't WANT me to come to your stupid, stupid party.
Oh well, no hard feelings? Have an apple!