Dear cigarette smokers.
Undoubtedly there is an aspect to your habit which involves a realization (however faint or acute) that you are shortening your life span by smoking. That's fine, but don't you know there are much more interesting drugs to slowly kill yourself with? Sure, not all of them are legal, but that's part of the fun! Don't swallow the "it's legal, so it's better" tripe - there's a big wide pharmacological world out there for you to explore and innumerable substances for you to potentially get addicted to and reduce your life span with. As I always say - don't delay, quit smoking and swap addictions today!
Undoubtedly there is an aspect to your habit which involves a realization (however faint or acute) that you are shortening your life span by smoking. That's fine, but don't you know there are much more interesting drugs to slowly kill yourself with? Sure, not all of them are legal, but that's part of the fun! Don't swallow the "it's legal, so it's better" tripe - there's a big wide pharmacological world out there for you to explore and innumerable substances for you to potentially get addicted to and reduce your life span with. As I always say - don't delay, quit smoking and swap addictions today!
