Dear Reader.

Dear Reader,

Fuck you.

I have wandered barren waste lands for hours to arrive here, taking nothing but a rucksack with only one strap with me to carry my water. You're probably rolled up on the sofa, with a cup of tea, looking at my flowing text from your warm house.

I'm coming to get you.

 

Hmm very dark tone and yet reminiscent of the writing of hunter s thompson
bravo
i shall await your arrival

 

shite mate try haRDER