Do not mess with Judge Dangerous Dana
Piss her off, & she will cause you
To enlist a lawyer of astronomical retaina
She is all strictly business
Sharp mind, fair but not kind
Don't try to run a game on her
She bakes a tough hyde demure
A eunoch to be sure
If you are guilty of any crime
Unless filthy rich you get lots of time
After which you'll be free but poor
And thats a big old MAYBE
Strictly by the book
The Honorable Dana Cook
Is DANGEROUS if you're a crook
Do NOT fuck with Dangerous Dana
Lest your ass be on a meat hook
She's fearless & impartial in spite
Of rich, poor, man, woman, black or white
If not guilty be direct
Cause she can & will detect
A con, a lie, she's fearless
She's mean, cuts thru the bull
No shit she's the Queen
Pending only which side
Of the law you stand
If guilty she will remand
Your sorry hyde to custody
Hold you in contempt
You lied under oath
NO ONE is exempt
Dangerous Dana is fair
All are equal she don't scare
Guilty or not, is all she cares
But BEWARE never try to BS
Dangerous Dana she will correct
Down to the Gray Bar Inn
Be you guilty of law breaking sin
Sooner or later she will get you
In the end she win
Make no mistake, a word to the wise
Guilty parties--she is Dangerous
Do not try to pull the wool over the eyes
Of Dangerous Dana, whether deceptions
Ormissions, or those of commission
SHE DETECTS ALL LIES
(to be continued)
Piss her off, & she will cause you
To enlist a lawyer of astronomical retaina
She is all strictly business
Sharp mind, fair but not kind
Don't try to run a game on her
She bakes a tough hyde demure
A eunoch to be sure
If you are guilty of any crime
Unless filthy rich you get lots of time
After which you'll be free but poor
And thats a big old MAYBE
Strictly by the book
The Honorable Dana Cook
Is DANGEROUS if you're a crook
Do NOT fuck with Dangerous Dana
Lest your ass be on a meat hook
She's fearless & impartial in spite
Of rich, poor, man, woman, black or white
If not guilty be direct
Cause she can & will detect
A con, a lie, she's fearless
She's mean, cuts thru the bull
No shit she's the Queen
Pending only which side
Of the law you stand
If guilty she will remand
Your sorry hyde to custody
Hold you in contempt
You lied under oath
NO ONE is exempt
Dangerous Dana is fair
All are equal she don't scare
Guilty or not, is all she cares
But BEWARE never try to BS
Dangerous Dana she will correct
Down to the Gray Bar Inn
Be you guilty of law breaking sin
Sooner or later she will get you
In the end she win
Make no mistake, a word to the wise
Guilty parties--she is Dangerous
Do not try to pull the wool over the eyes
Of Dangerous Dana, whether deceptions
Ormissions, or those of commission
SHE DETECTS ALL LIES
(to be continued)
