Dammit slush.....

[neurotoxic III]

Dammit slush
You are offline again...
And that just fucks me up
Cuz I really don't know what to do.
Last time we talked
I was out to sea
And I got drunk as fuck
....so I forgot to give you my cell
And I so want to hear you voice
Because I'm sure it would soothe me well.

So where should I go?
What should I do?
When my thoughts run in circles
Without any purpose
They just keep on coming back to you.
Maybe I should go play pool...
Or maybe I'll get drunk and act like a damn fool.
I could go for a joyride in my friend's truck
Or I could find a cute girl to fuck
But it would all just feel so pale...
Cuz I know that once you're in my arms
I will feel oh-so fucking well
You're like me minus a dick
And you know that it's an almost perfect fit

I just can't stand any more!
It's never even felt like this before...
No one has ever held a candle to you
In comparison, everyone else was just a passing amusement
Wish you were here, and wish I was there...
But here I am imagining how good it would've been
If on my cruise you could've went

....................................................

And I am so incredibly slushywhipped
That that is an atrocious understatement;

It's more like SLUSHY-OWNED. 8(

 

[cherub]

that is cute and sweet a big awww for that

 

[neurotoxic III]

(btw just fyi: apparently she's currently staying somewhere without any interweb access.

i'm waiting as patiently as possible for her to tell me where we will be meeting up irl.)

 

[iLoveYouWithaKnife]

that's funny.... i feel the same way about her.
want to duel?

 

[neurotoxic IV]

YES!
*smacks Knifey with a white glove*

KNIFE FIGHT! :D

 

[Comrade neuro]

.......I swear I'm gonna get drunk as much as possible until she gets online. Just can't stand waiting waiting waiting like this.....I've already waited for too fucking long as it is...

Fuck I wish I hadn't even gone on that cruise......cuz otherwise I'd already be in Virginia right now, and I'd finally have me slushy.

I swear sometimes I'm sucha retard. Why didn't I remember to exchange #s LAST TIME we talked!!!! ARGH. *kicks himself*

Yeah. I'm a bit impatient, but can you blame me?

 

[neurotoxic XI]

:D

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