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Beat. I have come to realize that I can do with some real knockin' boots time about once a month, if the person hits a home run into my intellectual left field.

:D
 
okay need some advice here pls.

So ive known this girl for about a year now (im of the female gender as well) and we have quickly become best friends. You know that friend who you always end up in a bit of a strange situation with...ala taking some strange pills and sitting with an apparent mafiozo gangster and his portuguese friend in mcdonalds till 6 in the morning, waiting for the buses to come - after seeing sub focus which turned out to be the least memorable part of the night - type friends.

So anyways I seem to ahve developed a bit of a crush on this wonderful girl, were very compatible. A few weeks ago we were pretty f-ed up and were a bit high on m and quite drunk. It was the end of the night and we were laying together watching some tv but you know when youre just staring at the tv cuz youre too tweeked to sleep but cant do anything else but stare. So shes laying on me and she said shes in a perfect position to hear my heart beat. So she goes -dun dun - dun dun- dun dun- repeating my heart, and i started to get a bit nervous (ike always when shes close) and my heartrate sped up. she said that my heart was beating fast "dun -dun-dun-dun-dun" and asked me why to which i choked out idk. is that not a really obvious sign?

I dont know if I should make some kind of amove because it seems like weve been getting closer and closer and even though we dont talk about it the feeling is there. At the same time I dont ever want to risk this friendship. Its too important to loose over sex. Although she gets me fucking hot and bothered.! Arhhhhhh
 
captainballs said:
In other news: hoes all on my dick on Bluelight.
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Rejected by the balls.

Fack. Living in a long-distance relationship sucks... I knew it sucked beforehand but the previous times I tried it I was a much less sexual being.
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Yeah, there is no way I'd survive. I've met people online and we went back to our respective cities and it sucked.

@fakeplastic: You should create a thread if you haven't already. You'll get more replies and better help.
 
Furry porn?!?!

Please supply lat/long to ten places of precision and the elevation AMSL of the location of this supposed furry porn.

Or just point a green laser pointer up at the sky while you watch the furry porn.
 
I've been crying non stop today. I can't eat, I'm constantly short on breath, and I feel sick to my stomach every time I move. She left me after 22 months on Monday, and I was in pretty bad shape then and yesterday, but it really hit me hard today. Fuck. I really don't know what to do to feel better. I know no substance will make me feel any better; it'll either temporarily make me forget and postpone the agony, or make me doubly depressed for trying to cure my problems with drugs. :( On top of that I'm in huge financial problems but I can't even be fucked to worry about that, since nothing seems worth it anymore.

I need more friends that do less drugs.
 
Rangrz and Captain - Dan Savage of "Savage Love" was the MC. I don't think he, himself, did anything with furries, but he was drunk at the midnight show. Ninkasi Brewery sponsored the event. The math is up to you. The tapes are destroyed at the end of the last showing to protect the privacy of the participants. The security people will rip your phone out of your hands and NOT GIVE IT BACK!

SLR, if you'd ever wish to do or see pornography with a definite emphasis on humor, if you're over 21 (booze rules) and you find yourself in Seattle or Portland some November, I'd recommend it for epic hilarity. We had an absolute blast. :D

As for the furry thing, I'll describe it. NSFW - content.

Japanese woman with a sense of humor self-parodied by sucking a strapon attached to someone in a fursuit.[/nsfw]

21+ show, sold out quicker than a horny dick, I am too shy to do it myself but I respect who does.

I saw something
 
While I disagree with the previous reactions to furry culture, I think we can all agree that this thread should continue to discuss the topic.
 
shit, yesterday was bad.

This is one of the first long-term girlfriends i've had that I have been totally faithful to (I know, I'm a scumbag) and then yesterday I was applying for jobs (MMJ ftw) and met this awesome chick who wanted to hire me right away... definitely clicked instantly. Normally, that wouldn't do much, but then I got home and the gf was just forcing teh sex on me (I feel like hell still, in week 3 of no opiates at all after many years), and I just snapped. Not that I necessarily wanted to hook up with this other girl right away, it was just more like "anywhere but here."
 
This week was dubbed Blowjob week(not my idea) and I've gotten a great one every single day. I'm sad that it's Friday and the week is over. :(
 
muvolution said:
shit, yesterday was bad.

This is one of the first long-term girlfriends i've had that I have been totally faithful to (I know, I'm a scumbag) and then yesterday I was applying for jobs (MMJ ftw) and met this awesome chick who wanted to hire me right away... definitely clicked instantly. Normally, that wouldn't do much, but then I got home and the gf was just forcing teh sex on me (I feel like hell still, in week 3 of no opiates at all after many years), and I just snapped. Not that I necessarily wanted to hook up with this other girl right away, it was just more like "anywhere but here."
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oooh, mannn, don't do it. She is your boss? Don't do it, man. lol
 
Fuck, I need to really stop hanging out with my crazy ex from last summer. Sometimes it seems like she's just using me for drinks, party favours, and rides. I've realized I can be a sucker for a pretty face and the right attitude. I need to stop being an idiot.
 
I think I've figured out how Lysis got her BL username. She simply took the "Anal" out of Analysis.

I'm gonna get it for that one.

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