Cynicaholism is Serious.

Hi, my name is Matthew, and I'm a cynicaholic. I keep needing more and more cynicahol everyday, and my tolerance is getting out of control.

They say if you scratch the surface of a cynicaholic, you'll find a disappointed recovering idealist. It's a stupid old adage, really - recovering idealist is just another word for realist, really.

What i'm trying to say is, I'm an incurable drug addict. That's my main point. Actually, that's my only point.
 
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