Cupid / Eros.

Have I ever mentioned that men become gay wherever I go, like Eros? Um, yeah. And, like Cupid, I am a matchmaker. However, I have not had any sexual relations--disregarding the occasional Onanism--since well before July 19, 2017, my clean date. You see, because you're mine, I walk the line.

Talk with you is senseless. Perhaps, for instance, I give this faggot a French kiss?--BIGGIE.

Fags Just Wanna Have Fun!

THYME AFTER THYME

Ask Cyndi Lauper.
 
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