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Cue the music fro Benny Hill

I think it depends on the age of the 'object' (please excuse the expression) of your desire.

If you like late teens / uni student age girls / girls in their twenties (and who in all honesty doesn't, as these girls at in the prime of their attractiveness) I think the male cut off age is quite low.

40 if you're very lucky. Can be as young as 30 if you're not so lucky.

It seems to have happened so fast, that the university age girls, some of whom would have 'given me the eye' and things like that, back in the day when I was in my own youth, but now I'm probably as old, or older than, most of their fathers.

I can't with any decency go round lusting after these nubiles any more, without the 'dirty old man' thing hanging over my head. So any lusting has to be done only when no one is looking, or if I'm too hammered to care.
 
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F.U.B.A.R. said:
That's something I have been pondering myself recently.

I compensate by only watching porn involving fat grannies...
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Y'know, I do have a thing for older milfs, now (fuck, who am I kidding, it should be gilfs!). The thought of anyone more than say, a dozen years younger than me, doesn't do much for me. Perhaps the thought that the only way that would happen, would be a sympathy fuck. The thought of a woman looking at me not with lust & desire, but more like a little puppy that couldn't control it's bladder and peed on the kitchen floor is pretty fuckin' low on my list of sexual fantasies. I have only once slept with a woman 16 years younger than me and the thought that she was actually a bit closer to my niece's age, made for a morning after hangover that was choc full of catholic guilt. You have to strangle any desire for much younger women at birth, if you're going to teach. Besides, beyond a certain age difference, the lack of shared cultural references means the depressing need to explain what you think is hilarious satire ( and the slightest anxiety makes erectile dysfunction a bit too real!)
 
fastandbulbous said:
The thought of a woman looking at me not with lust & desire, but more like a little puppy that couldn't control it's bladder and peed on the kitchen floor is pretty fuckin' low on my list of sexual fantasies.
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pretty much described the girl i had my first time with down to a T
as billy connelly would say 'why would ya fuckin want so-ever-many virgins in heaven? what they gonna know? gimme 2 fire breathing whores from dundee any day of the week!
 
fastandbulbous said:
At what age does having a high sex drive mutate into being seen as a 'dirty old man' (think od man Steptoe)?
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In the past few years young women and men of say 18-30 have started to look like children to me. Obviously being south east asian they naturally have a more youthful appearance than us pasty white folk

Anyhow, having a high sex drive and being a dirty old man don't need to be hand in hand. One can be a dirty old man and be chaste. One can have a high sex drive, be old and not be a dirty old man, it's easy - just don't be lascivious in general company
 
Saw an edition of 'Last Week Tonight - with John Oliver', where Sky had removed certain jokes about the queen's death, from the edition broadcast in Britain.
As the whole episode was about the monarchy, he suggested that should it happen again, the programme should be replaced by a loop of Winston Churchill going backwards down a waterslide, with Yakkity Sax (the Benny Hill music), played overthe top.

That piece of music can convey contempt, as well as how it was originally used, with equal ease!

And, yes, I think John Oliver is a great satirist 😁
 
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Well I think that's harsh I was set up with a female on a blind date when I was 32 she turned out to be 19. I gave it a go but we had no common music interests culturaly we we miles apart I tried to let her down gently but she was obsessed. She sadly was an alcoholic which led to chaos her hitting other girls if we had a tiff...and other girl's bf"s hitting me..hmm so she dragged s girl out out of her hostel crying and made her apologize to me... not what I wanted 😞. After I brought her to dinner in a restaurant and she ruined it was sad.she rang my mom and told her I was a terrible son..last straw.. I had to break it off.hope she is ok now.
 
fastandbulbous said:
Try it when you're 60 next birthday; even some MILFs seem like jailbait. It's just sooo sad!
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Call me a purist but the original James Q. "Spider" Rich and Boots Randolph version on the original Blue London Monument Records label's 7-inch 45 is vastly better. Did Hill use a cover or was it a remix?

It's up for £4.99 on Amazon Music... so your Christmas gift - sorted ;-)
 
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acieed_ed said:
Well I think that's harsh I was set up with a female on a blind date when I was 32 she turned out to be 19. I gave it a go but we had no common music interests culturaly we we miles apart I tried to let her down gently but she was obsessed. She sadly was an alcoholic which led to chaos her hitting other girls if we had a tiff...and other girl's bf"s hitting me..hmm so she dragged s girl out out of her hostel crying and made her apologize to me... not what I wanted 😞. After I brought her to dinner in a restaurant and she ruined it was sad.she rang my mom and told her I was a terrible son..last straw.. I had to break it off.hope she is ok now.
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Yeh, but did you shag her? 😀
 
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