Board Room Brainstorming Session:
Senior Marketing Director: "Ok people, we need some fresh ideas. Denny's needs something exciting and hip.. we need to sell, SELL, SELL!
Marketing Associate 1: "What about coconut covered caramel dipped in dark chocolate to use on our sundays?
Senior Marketing Director: "Terrible idea..next"
Marketing Associate 2: What about donuts cut up and frozen and served over a coffee ice cream sunday?"
Senior Marketing Director: No, no, no... no good.. you can't mix something so commonly found throughout society.. we need something fresh! C'mon assholes rack your brains!"
Marketing Associate 3: What about triple chunk chocolate cookie dough baked inside a giant peanut butter oreo which is centered inside a layer of french vanilla ice cream which uses whole vanilla bean covered by a 2nd layer of chocolate ice cream topped with a brownie and the entire concoction deep fried!?"
Senior Marketing Director: "Ugh...."
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Marketing Associate 3: "...... bacon.......?"
[whole room silent for a bit]
Senior Marketing Director: "Genius! Get right on it"
