Coronavirus lockdown

[Forever Changes]

Two of what you’re on please.

sounds like he's been possessed by Cthulhu

 

[LoginNotSecure]

I'd eat that.

 

[Shady's Fox]

sounds like he's been possessed by Cthulhu

I have Anubis on my shoulder, I don't need anyone else. It took me a long time to settle our agreement.

 

[Wilson Wilson]

All you have to do to cure Covid-19 is stand directly under a 5G telecommunications mast. This will avoid the 5G death rays that suck the air from your lungs.

Piece of piss.

Oh, and smoke fags...

If you tape a bunch of Huawei phones around your head it gives you reverse coronavirus.

 

[Shady's Fox]

5G, all these Corona conspiracies, y'all fried, wtf.

I am going apeshit inside i swear

i can't

yesterday I went with my dog in the park, I got a ticket

xD

yay

I've called you so I can hang up

 

[CbRoXiDe]

If you tape a bunch of Huawei phones around your head it gives you reverse coronavirus.

Can confirm this is 100% factually correct.

 

[detonater]

Can confirm this is 100% factually correct.

Isn't this more of how the plan works?

1. Spraying Covid 19 near the 5G towers,
2. Turn the frogs gay,
3. ?????
4. Profit

 

[SunriseChampion]

All you have to do to cure Covid-19 is stand directly under a 5G telecommunications mast. This will avoid the 5G death rays that suck the air from your lungs.

Piece of piss.

Oh, and smoke fags...

So I'm taking up smoking again, fuck, if it's the only way. There are no 5G towers around here though because our quisling government can't decide whether or not Xi Jinping's bunghole tastes good enough to keep going or nah.

 

[Wilson Wilson]

Isn't this more of how the plan works?

1. Spraying Covid 19 near the 5G towers,
2. Turn the frogs gay,
3. ?????
4. Profit

 

[Shady's Fox]

 

[SunriseChampion]

That looks like Winnipeg September-May.

 

[LoginNotSecure]

Been doing far too much of this oxy during my down time. I’ve had to start buying prune juice.

 

[Forever Changes]

Been doing far too much of this oxy during my down time. I’ve had to start buying prune juice.

you using the darknet to acquire that stuff?

 

[Wilson Wilson]

Been doing far too much of this oxy during my down time. I’ve had to start buying prune juice.

Movicol does the trick.

 

[LoginNotSecure]

you using the darknet to acquire that stuff?

No, I have easier access. Otherwise it’d cost a small fortune.

Movicol does the trick.

Prune juice does the job for now. It doesn’t taste too bad either, helps I guess that I actually like eating prunes.

 

[Shady's Fox]

Having money during this crisis it's something. Yesterday it was Black Sunday, luckily me and my family don't have to worry for money as I did what it was necessary to help us get through this crisis, we good until Autumn. On the other side, my son came to us with his girlfriend, haha. He was crying about this, I said, I know, relax.

 

[CFC]

my son came to us with his girlfriend

aww that's sweet.

im also trying to reappraise my estimation of shady's age now i know he has 10 grown up children

 

[Shady's Fox]

aww that's sweet.

im also trying to reappraise my estimation of shady's age now i know he has 10 grown up children

I'm 36. I have 3, haha. My first thought was 2 girls as one of my previous daughters died.. and my wife isn't their biological mother but she has it in her blood. She's a good woman, she works. She's with her feet on the ground. And my son came unexpectedly, we had sex one night and then I found she's pregnant again. We were happy. But that isn't sweet, I have a mansion but you can imagine if I didn't had a mansion that I couldn't allow my kids to stay. So space isn't the issue, privacy is. Yesterday I've heard them climbing up the walls, haha.

 

[CFC]

That's cool mate, glad you've got yourself a family and some folks to care for and be cared for in return ❤

 

[LoginNotSecure]

I’ve been buying and selling BTC and ETH via Revolut. Tenner here, tenner there, got a monthly report today and I’m almost £600 up from about £90 invested.

You can set up auto buys and auto sell when it hits certain peaks. Extremely lazy background income.