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[zephyrhigh]

Hi, my name is: you can call me lil mexican

Never in my life have I been:
Prosperous

The one person who can drive me nuts is: my daughter

High school was: a soul searchinG and finding moment

When I'm nervous: I smile

The last time I cried was: today.

If I were to get married right now my maid of honor would be: high as shyt!

My hair is: unmanageable, black, and perfect for Cherokee tampons!!!

When I was 10: I had a crush on the nerdiest boy in school which happened to be my husband since kindergarten...

Last Christmas: seemed to have lost my reason for joy and Christmas spirit....

I should be: self motivating and smiling

When I look down I see: a striped shirt and polka dotted bra

The happiest recent event was: self appreciation.... Self realization...

If I were a character on 'That 70's Show' I'd be: Hyde!!!!!!

By this time next year: life better stop acting out and learn respect or its grounded

My current gripe is: being broke (period)

I have a hard time understanding: how justification is enough for some

There's this girl I know that: I want to run over with my car and chop up and send the pieces to feed the animals at the zoo

You know I like you when: I do for you first without expecting anything in return....

If I won an award, the first person I would tell would be: myself to wake up

Take my advice: don't underestimate your will power

Something that I really want to buy is: a star

If you visited the place I was born: you would have to convince yourself that u had to leave.

I plan to visit: my family Ive never met!!

If you spend the night at my house: you have to wear a protective suit from my strong willed daughter!

I'd stop my wedding if: I needed to stress relieve myself quick!

The world could do without: tv

I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: conform

Most recent thing I've bought myself: A few bags

Most recent thing someone else bought me: a cheeseburger

My favorite blonde is: Blondie ;-)

My favorite brunette is: my babygirl...

My favorite redhead is: ginger spice Hahahahahaha

My middle name is: a beautiful hand me down name

This morning I: found out who my loved ones truly were

The animali would like to see flying besides birds are: men and women!

Once, at a bar: i got covered from head to toe in neon paint

Last night I was: cuddling with the most beautiful little girl with the most unique soul.

There's this guy I know who: has the biggest heart and deserves to catch a break in life

I don't know: why I'm so gullible....

A better name for me would be: zeurelian aurora

Tomorrow I am: gunna make the most of the day I was given

Tonight I am: watching movies on ppv on someone else's account

My birthday is: usually enjoyed more by the people around me

What I really wanted for Valentine's Day was: edible creations

I can sing: almost every song that's actually a song and not just noise and words thrown together

I like a guy named: him.

My best friend's name: is my Best friend xoxoxox

 

[Waffle Sock]

Hi, my name is: Waff

Never in my life have I been:
Irreversibly Deceased

The one person who can drive me nuts is: myself

High school was: forgettable

When I'm nervous: I rationalize with the anxiety, then conclude that the situation won't cause grievous bodily harm, then proceed with whatever.

The last time I cried was: when I watched Gravity on shrooms.

If I were to get married right now my maid of honor would be: high as shit

My hair is: green, blonde, and black.

When I was 10: I played with Lego blocks

Last Christmas: nothing.

I should be: rich as fuck in South America managing a bordello.

When I look down I see: my chest.

The happiest recent event was: meeting new neighbors

If I were a character on 'That 70's Show' I'd be: whatever piece of furniture Mila Kunis sits on.

By this time next year: the Sun will be at the same spatial location in relation to this planet

My current gripe is: existential torment

I have a hard time understanding: humans.

There's this girl I know that: can only exist within the boundaries of my imagination.

You know I like you when: I touch your hand.

If I won an award, the first person I would tell would be: the person who I would donate the award to.

Take my advice: do whatever you want; whatever pleases you.

Something that I really want to buy is: a drone

If you visited the place I was born: you would be in a hospital's delivery room.

I plan to visit: outer space.

If you spend the night at my house: you can sleep on the porch.

I'd stop my wedding if: I saw a hotter chick at the reception.

The world could do without: itself.

I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: conform

Most recent thing I've bought myself: chocolate candy bar

Most recent thing someone else bought me: grape juice

My favorite blonde is: Aryane Steinkopf

My favorite brunette is: Idk ummm.. hot black chicks/asian women

My favorite redhead is: Red Sonja

My middle name is: Lord

This morning I: woke up dreading existence.

The animali would like to see flying besides birds are: dragons

Once, at a bar: I saw a live Irish band perform.

Last night I was: high

There's this guy I know who: is a barber

I don't know: a lot of things

A better name for me would be: Captain Lord Sock, the Tormented Obfuscation

Tomorrow I am: what I was not yesterday.

Tonight I am: indifferent.

My birthday is: a clearly artificial reference with no inherent significance.

What I really wanted for Valentine's Day was: not anything different than what i would desire on any other day.

I can sing: in English.

I like a guy named: Bob Marley

My best friend's name: Mod Iguana

 

[MissBehavin'_416]

Yeah right, I ain't reading that.

 

[zephyrhigh]

Waff that's nice n miss then don't its just a quick way to learn a lil about random ass ppl and enjoy urself and others...

 

[van_go_88]

You can call me: Lioness of Steel

Never in my life have I been: successful

The one person who can drive me nuts is: my mother

High school was: lonely

When I'm nervous: I fidget

The last time I cried was: today

If I were to get married right now my maid of honor would be: the life of the party

My hair is: a mane if I do nothing with it

When I was 10: I asked my aunt why she dyed her hair so often. She told me it was because smoking weed made your hair turn green, and she smoked a lot of it...

Last Christmas: I spent detoxing

I should be: more positive and a go-getter!

When I look down I see: my soft, leopard print robe wrapped around me

The happiest recent event was: finally having the courage to leave an abusive relationship

If I were a character on 'That 70's Show' I'd be: Eric.

By this time next year: I want to be able to look back at the past few years and be happy by how much I'd learned from the experience.

My current gripe is: being broke, and not in school

I have a hard time understanding: cruelty without remorse

There's this girl I know that: has stuck by my side, no matter what

You know I like you when: I go out of my way for you

If I won an award, the first person I would tell would be: my journal

Take my advice: if it's too good to be true, it probably is

Something that I really want to buy is: an SLR

If you visited the place I was born: you would never want to leave. Pretty much everyone who visits this city stays here for good

I plan to visit: California

If you spend the night at my house: you'd feel like you were at a hotel

I'd stop my wedding if: I wasn't 100% sure about my partner

The world could do without: discrimination

I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: go back to being a doormat

Most recent thing I've bought myself: art supplies

Most recent thing someone else bought me: jeans

My favorite blonde is: Cate Blanchett

My favorite brunette is: Audrey Hepburn

My favorite redhead is: a total hippie

My middle name is: what my mom should have chosen for my first name

This morning I: contemplated life

The animal I would like to see flying besides birds are: seals ?

Once, at a bar: I won first prize in a Halloween costume contest. My costume? A unicorn.

Last night I was: feeling anxiety as I drifted to sleep

There's this guy I know who: thinks physical aggression and inability to control anger is a perfectly normal way to express feelings

I don't know: I trust others so willingly

A better name for me would be: Echo (refer to the Greek mythology "love story" of Narcissus and Echo)

Tomorrow I am: meeting up with an old friend

Tonight I am: going to let my creativity go wild

My birthday is: frustrating to plan

What I really wanted for Valentine's Day was: a companion

I can sing: horribly; what can I say? It's a gift.

I like a guy named: L.

My best friend's name: Sister from another mister

 

[zephyrhigh]

it!

 

[FIR3man]

This is a pefect way to introduce myself, im new here.
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Hi, my name is: Fire Elemental

Never in my life have I been: Dumb

The one person who can drive me nuts is: Baby's mama

High school was: Absent

When I'm nervous: Wait I don't get nervous, nevermind.

The last time I cried was: When me and my ex aka baby's mama broke up.

If I were to get married right now my maid of honor would be: Laid and honered.

My hair is: Short

When I was 10: My life changed

Last Christmas: Was non existent.

I should be: an artist.

When I look down I see: moobs.

The happiest recent event was: having a deep convo with exec director without being punished.

If I were a character on 'That 70's Show' I'd be: Red

By this time next year: I probably wont be on earth.

My current gripe is: underestimating myself constantly. Especially at a young age thinking I could never accomplish my goals and be what I want to be, The saying is true: "You can do anything you set your mind to" too bad I didn't realize it until my mid twenties.

I have a hard time understanding: emotions

There's this girl I know that: tries to hate me as much as i love her, IMPOSSIBLE!

You know I like you when: i stay after being pushed away

If I won an award, the first person I would tell would be: the person who made the mistake of giving me one lol.

Take my advice: You really CAN do anything you set your mind to. Like a goal, or being something you always dreamed. Possibilities are endless.

Something that I really want to buy is: used to be a certain type of car. Now its a second chance with a few things.

If you visited the place I was born: you would be at my moms vagina. Gross.

I plan to visit: my past and vengence will be mine.

If you spend the night at my house: bring a gun just in case.

I'd stop my wedding if: i had one

The world could do without: government and religion

I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: I want to change this one- I would rather lick an asshole than: kiss ass.

Most recent thing I've bought myself: coffee

Most recent thing someone else bought me: gatorade

My favorite blonde is: Brittany Murphy R.I.P.

My favorite brunette is: my son and daughter

My favorite redhead is: Skarlet Johanson as SHEILD member for Marvel Comics.

My middle name is: martyr

This morning I: was sick as fuck until i dosed

The animal i would like to see flying besides birds are: chickens

Once, at a bar: i raise it

Last night I was: debating on leaving this world

There's this guy I know who: is circling the drain quickly

I don't know: why i even try sometimes

A better name for me would be: Fire

Tomorrow I am: hopefully making plans to see 2 or 3 of the peices of the puzzle of life that are keeping me here

Tonight I am: gonna fuck up

My birthday is: basically a time for my kids to party. They spend extra time with me since its in the summer and they on vaca and draw up some "coupons" for hugs, father son time, father daughter time, Check E Cheese time lol, and tons of stuff and cuz them up and give them to me. MUCH better than any gift money could buy.My daughter whos going to be 8 is my little princess. My son whos 11 and going to be going into Jr High next year is exactly like i was at his age, ive been exactly where hes at in life and try to give him advice like how i said on here "You can do and be anything you set your mind to" and I want him to know its more than an old saying, it's true. Holy shit they grow up so damn fast, if yout planning on having kids spend as much time with them as you can while they are still young and considered "kids" lol and though it may be tiring and stressful sometimes take a breather and take my word it is worth it to suck it up and deal with it cuz its over before you know it.

What I really wanted for Valentine's Day was: a bullet

I can sing: off the top of my head- freestyle.

I like a guy named: Fir3man

My best friend's name: echo 17

 

[zephyrhigh]

Welcome and thanks for letting us know a bit about yourself.....