cops found crack hidden in a mans forskin

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According to cops, Antoine Banks was collared last Wednesday on a drug charge following a traffic stop (the 25-year-old had a water bottle with liquid codeine and a marijuana roach that appeared to have been dipped in the codeine). When he was booked into jail, Banks was asked whether he had any weapons or contraband on him. He answered, “No.”

But during a “clothed pat down search,” corrections officers discovered that a “small baggie of suspected crack cocaine was tied to the front of the waistband” of Banks’s boxer shorts. That discovery prompted investigators to conduct a strip search to look for other contraband.

As described in a Louisville Metro Department of Corrections report, that hunt turned up “another small baggie” that was “found in the foreskin of the subjects penis.” That baggie, the size of which was not detailed, contained crack rocks. As a result, Banks was hit with two additional felony charges--cocaine trafficking and promoting contraband.
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Source:
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/inmate-nabbed-penal-drug-interdiction
 
brings new meaning to over head carry-on


....I can't believe I'm posting this, but someone has to

2500 posts...my how far I've come
 
Can we get a Best of Bluelight rofl this is the shit you would expect from a tyrone biggums or in this case antoine prolly known as "tone" or some gangster shit haha genius for real. And whos not circumsized damn jews really jk
 
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Sweet.

Anyone have any tips on how to stretch your foreskin?

I fit about a gram of bud in mine now, but I wanna jam a quarter in.
 
its way to easy for them to get you and then keep you in jail.

We have a man here who took some serious precautionary measures to make sure his TINY bag(really how big could've it been) of crack, which for the most part only turns people into sped up, money spending, porky the pigs and this guys getting TWO felonies thrown at him for it.

On top of that doesn't america have a three strike policy and you get a lifetime prison sentence? You know the more I think about it the more and more it seems like there trying to keep some people in jail....Probably for money no doubt.
 
Whokid? said:
Wow! That had to have been the size of.... well nothing. I mean seriously, that couldn't have been more than sum residue.
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Who knows, the guy might have been so well hung that it was a kilo bag. 8o
 
I see this both ways. A crackhead is always going to try to keep his/her crack but if the cops catch you trying to bring drugs into jail you know youre not getting off with a simple possession charge. I do feel somewhat sorry for Mr. Banks but use your other head!
 
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