"Hello (name) speaking, how may I help you today?"
"Hi, I would like to discontinue my services"
"Okay, can I get the phone number and adress to confirm your account"
(information)
"Okay, we can't disconnect until we recieve full payment"
"Well you will recieve payment, I just don't want services anymore"
"Sorry we cannot disconnect you until we recieve full payment"
"So, what, are we going to get free services?"
"No, of course not, if we don't recieve full payment by monday then a diconnection will happen next week"
"Well that's what we WANT, we don't want services, we want to CUT our services"
"Sorry we can't cut services until we recieve full payment"
"but there's a disconnection order in place for next week?"
"yes ma'am"
"So why can't we just get disconnected on Monday?"
"Cause we need full payment before we can disconnect you"
"But you are disconnecting us next week?"
"If we don't recieve full payment by monday, yes"
"You see how much this whole conversation doesn't make the slightest sense?"
"It's simple, stop being a deadbeat and pay your bill instead of blowing your welfare on beer"
"excuse me?"
"Pay your bill and stop being a deadbeat welfare bum"
"(name) let me speak to your supervisor now please"
"No. We take credit card payments. would you like to pay your bill with me?"
"Uh no. After you being that rude I rather just speak to your supervisor"
"No. If you pay your bill now, your full services will be restored"
"I - do-NOT- want-your-services. Is that slow enough for you to understand?"
"Yes, but we cannot disconnect you until we recieve full payment"
**me hanging up**
((Head desk))
I did call back and reported him and DID get services cut BUT the tech. can't get here until sometime this coming week. The lady said she would email him and see if he can make it on monday but in the end its up to him. We know the tech that does this area and he's a nice guy, and he knows us too. So hopefully he'll come out on Monday.
We had to get a new number though, as Rogers won't release the number back to Bell until we pay the bill. The number was originally bell's.
Bah! Rogers sucks cruddy STD dick.
"Hi, I would like to discontinue my services"
"Okay, can I get the phone number and adress to confirm your account"
(information)
"Okay, we can't disconnect until we recieve full payment"
"Well you will recieve payment, I just don't want services anymore"
"Sorry we cannot disconnect you until we recieve full payment"
"So, what, are we going to get free services?"
"No, of course not, if we don't recieve full payment by monday then a diconnection will happen next week"
"Well that's what we WANT, we don't want services, we want to CUT our services"
"Sorry we can't cut services until we recieve full payment"
"but there's a disconnection order in place for next week?"
"yes ma'am"
"So why can't we just get disconnected on Monday?"
"Cause we need full payment before we can disconnect you"
"But you are disconnecting us next week?"
"If we don't recieve full payment by monday, yes"
"You see how much this whole conversation doesn't make the slightest sense?"
"It's simple, stop being a deadbeat and pay your bill instead of blowing your welfare on beer"
"excuse me?"
"Pay your bill and stop being a deadbeat welfare bum"
"(name) let me speak to your supervisor now please"
"No. We take credit card payments. would you like to pay your bill with me?"
"Uh no. After you being that rude I rather just speak to your supervisor"
"No. If you pay your bill now, your full services will be restored"
"I - do-NOT- want-your-services. Is that slow enough for you to understand?"
"Yes, but we cannot disconnect you until we recieve full payment"
**me hanging up**
((Head desk))
I did call back and reported him and DID get services cut BUT the tech. can't get here until sometime this coming week. The lady said she would email him and see if he can make it on monday but in the end its up to him. We know the tech that does this area and he's a nice guy, and he knows us too. So hopefully he'll come out on Monday.
We had to get a new number though, as Rogers won't release the number back to Bell until we pay the bill. The number was originally bell's.
Bah! Rogers sucks cruddy STD dick.

