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Question of the Week Conservatives Are Obsessed With Creampies

Shambles

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I believe this title to be true. I am personally very much in favour of said pies… but am not obsessed with them.

My contention is that the political right obsess over fertilising women (at least when they are even remotely heterosexual) and said women then birthing no matter what.

This is deeply weird imo.

I’ve really only fucked at least vaguely leftist women… my question is for those that have experience of right wing men: are they really so obsessed with insemination or are they more bothered about control over others’ bodies?
 
I think certain people do get sexual satisfaction as least in part from the idea of breeding. When you think about it like that it's kind of animalistic. I mean, the Bloodhound Gang said it best... we ain't nothing but mammals. The idea of you wanting to put your seed inside someone is basically part of the design. Feature not a glitch.

Gays try their best to replicate this. Though we have a very low success rate. :(
Seriously though, some do get the same thrill from it even if they know it's futile.

I think it's an evolutionary thing. Sure, I think there might be more of an overlap with conservatives, as they tend to want to start families more, for many other reasons. The whole idea of pro creating might be in better alignment with their worldview you know.
 
I totally agree that cumming on the inside is innately satisfying (perhaps especially for heterosexual humans)… but I feel the political right obsess over internal ejaculation due to “breeding” fetishes. I don’t think other factions are obsessed in quite the same way.

The issue of gay sex is especially interesting. Given the very high proportion of closeted conservatives it adds an extra layer to the issue.

Do gay conservatives seek to facsimile heterosexual breeding or just enjoy cumming deep?

I mean buttsex ain’t gonna result in babies… generations of Catholic girls and gay men will confirm that.

But I’m more interested in Conservative breeding fetish. From the outside, at least, it seems all-consuming. Are there conservatives that pull out?

We simply do not know.
 
far leftists have breeding fetishes too

but then they realise that makes them conservative.

so they become aroace

for the flag nerds out there.

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Shambles said:
I totally agree that cumming on the inside is innately satisfying (perhaps especially for heterosexual humans)… but I feel the political right obsess over internal ejaculation due to “breeding” fetishes. I don’t think other factions are obsessed in quite the same way.

The issue of gay sex is especially interesting. Given the very high proportion of closeted conservatives it adds an extra layer to the issue.

Do gay conservatives seek to facsimile heterosexual breeding or just enjoy cumming deep?

I mean buttsex ain’t gonna result in babies… generations of Catholic girls and gay men will confirm that.

But I’m more interested in Conservative breeding fetish. From the outside, at least, it seems all-consuming. Are there conservatives that pull out?

We simply do not know.
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What is one underlining reason some religions are so anti birth control. It’s to build the numbers of their members thus building their wealth and power.
 
neversickanymore said:
What is one underlining reason some religions are so anti birth control. It’s to build the numbers of their members thus building their wealth and power.
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This is an excellent point. Which makes it even more intriguing that Leftists (using very broad stereotypes as I did with Conservatives in the OP) tend towards actively avoiding procreation.

Do they want to be bred out of existence, or simply despair of the world so hard they’ve given up?
 
I think you gotta put education into this at some point. Using general stereotypes liberals are dirty college fuckers --- who very well may know the effects of pregnancy on ones health....infant mortality rate, etc.

Again using broad brush stereotypes conservatives research the bible which says be fruitful and dont miss your window and whatnot (anti-birth control/abortion). Idk if any of this addresses your question lol I am too catholic to speculate ; )
 
it's ingrained in to help the community it has to grow and the best way is indoctrinating babies and get close to home schooling them
 
Maybe it's because I grew up in a cockroach and rat infested house and am the son of two 68-year-old former addicts who are only former addicts because time caught up to them and the money dried up but:

I don't fucking get breeding fetishes. Like, at all.
I mean I get that you want kids. It's the rest of it that I don't get.

Putting the math to it, kids are fucking expensive.
And because of how I grew up, I'm extremely debt-averse.
There just is no subjective "need" great enough to sway me to desire beyond my limits in this way.

I'm not greedy, I'm just also not a doormat, either.
I AM however, psychotic.
That is, I experience psychosis while sober if enough stress is induced.

Psychosis + Non-Abrahamic + More Left Leaning/Fairly Apolitical + No Kids, No Legal Wife, No Business Ownership, And No Mortgage = Nothing To Lose.

And Nothing To Lose = Everything To Gain.
All I did, really, was just zap out the emotional subjective side of it by zeroing myself out and then counterflip my disadvantages into my advantages.
I'm what you'd consider to be a Politically Centered Theistic Nihilist. And on relaxing days, I like long walks on the beach at night.
 
Is the “Minnesota Money Shot” image the exception that proved the rule?

The left symbolically expunging itself in the face of an ultra-right talking head.

Making the cream pie not about sex but about power and dominance.

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You know some of the best cream pies I've eaten were in the south,be it,vanilla,chocolate or coconut for that matter.Very conservative people enjoyed them most in my experience, pies so big the cream just bubbled out .Multitudes of diaper clad infants running about,dancing.I don't see a political issue with cream pies and especially sex and violins my conservative family preferred.
 
neversickanymore said:
What is one underlining reason some religions are so anti birth control. It’s to build the numbers of their members thus building their wealth and power.
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Yeah, the catholics are the ones obsessed by it. Not everyone considers abortion, to be birth control.

Besides if abortions are considered birth control, then what about genetically altered or designer babies ( Eugenics, in another form)?
 
i always thought a cream pie was when in porn they ejaculate and let the semen run out the vagina on film... guess not...


cumming inside the girl just feels better, if you pull out the load never busts the same like no matter how i pull out, i can't get a proper grip on my dick to get a full good load, just doesn't work right... idk. i've definitely had breeding fantasy, but like if a girl is on birth control, like cumming inside her? that's a cream pie? that feels pretty good even if they are on BC, so it's not really about breeding imo.
 
i bet a lot of couples are still doing cream pies after the first kid or maybe couple kids cause the dude just likes the feeling. they aren't even trying to have kids.
 
Of course. Why is that so hard for some people to understand. Having babies isn't usually the goal of sex.

Why do people feel the need to over analyze everything.
 
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