But it's so true.. ok, lets get serious for a minute...
You're a guy, and you're comming off your pill at an after party - a hummer would sure be nice.. but what girl would want to suck your cock? You spent the last 2 hours of the rave passed out in a poll of your own vomit and piss, you look like total shit, and you don't know anyone - but you have COCAINE.. go scout out the cutest little raver girlie in the place, sit down and ask "want a bump?" .. you don't need to worry about the "hip slang" todays cats use, because the girl will smell the cocaine and take it from there.. give her a few lines, then offer to "go to the back" so you can "bust out some phat lines" .. she will follow, and there is a good chance she will be nekid before the door is even closed.. give her a line, then pull out your schlong.. put a line on your schlong - the ladies (if you can call them that) will take it from there..
The magic words that will keep her going? "There is more where that came from" .. sadly PhreeX will easily turn down a hummer from some coke slut, but believe me, there are no shortage of coke sluts...
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PAK CHOOIE UNF! Do not trust the pusher robot, he is malfunctioning, we are here to protect you..