Cocaine Etiquette

[asancho]

Dude...just tell the girl that you dont want her roomate to share anymore...simple as that... Its YOUR blow, for all she cares, you should be able to plug it in your ass

 

[lurkerguy]

Invite them all on an all expenses paid cocaine fueled hunting trip...

Make sure you have the holes all ready dug...

 

[sc4t]

A while back I picked up a gram and had a friend come over and split it right down the middle. It was his first time doing blow and I felt it was only necessary to share the finest with him. After every line I did, I would cut him up a line, proportioned just as mine was, and ask him if he would like another. I only did this with him though. Later down the road, he let me borrow $30 to get a half g and after I finished it he decided I didn't have to pay him back. But in order for him to say that, I had to lick a dog's tit at the shelter we worked at. But that's besides the point, I swear! 8(

 

[lurkerguy]

I would lick a dog's tit every morning I woke up for a half G of blow...

I remember this awesome dog I used to love she was all old with like 8-10 sagging titties...

Ah I remember the sweet feel and scent of the dogs titties as I played with her and rubbed her belly...

Sweet, Sweet dog titties...

 

[psycosynthesis]

^Uh, riiiiight.

 

[sc4t]

Yeah at the time I was pretty big on blow and we both worked at an animal welfare shelter so I pretty much licked the tit for $30.

I really hope I don't have HIV. <---kidding I know sarcasm doesn't transfer to text very well.

 

[beachbum]

As a girl, the first time I did blow, the guys I did with knew that I wanted to try it with them, as we had discussed it before. The guy friend calls and says let's hang, and BTW, I think there will be something there to keep you awake and going. We get to the house party, the people making the connect get the call, everyone throws in some cash. Later they come back, divide out who paid for what and the host of the party and and few others go into his room. A few minutes later, my friend comes out and tells me to come back with them. I do lines offered by my guy friend from his share. Other people have their stuff in respective areas of the bedroom, one guys has his share on a night stand, my friend has his on the dresser, another guy has his on a plate. I only do lines as offered by my friend and later, the host offers me some of his as well.

End of the night/morning we go to someone else's pad. Lines are brought out, but again, I never ask and only take what is offered. Later when we leave, I ask my friend ***what do I owe you for my share***.

Bottom line, even is someone is offering me up lines, I always offer to kick some money in. I don't want them thinking I am some coke whore.

I could elaborate more...but I gotta do a line.

 

[Fight Club]

To the OP: congrats -- you just met your first cocaine addict. For the first 40 years of my life I was honest, reliable, and trustworthy. Cocaine addiction changed everything for me.

I wish that stealing an 8-ball from one of my best friends was the most despicable act I ever committed while addicted to coke; sadly it is not.

Keep an eye on your stuff. Cocaine will turn the best and most honest friends in to fiends. For those of you who don't believe it could happen to you, ya never been there . . .

FC

 

[Khadijah]

take a gun, shoot her in the leg. Tell her what she did wrong. Then finish the job (whatever that means -- I don't know).


She doesnt' respect you.

If she is selling drugs to you and wants to hit it with you, she's being a bitch. Someone who respects you won't do this, or will at least turn the offer down until you demand it, unless she is selling to you at the price she is getting (which probably isn't true). Also, if she brings along her friends, she is a bitch.

Then she is stealing from you... Dude, this bitch is a fiend. I would go drop her off somewhere, and leave her ass. Seriously. And her friends. And you could give them the plant to take with them, because you don't really need a plant in the bathroom.
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word.....

I hate to say it cuz everyone gets shady on that shit but you should know the age old equation that Hoes + Coke = Scandalous hoes who will steal your coke.

I seen it happen to so many chicks. it seems like it never fails. there is some ones out there whose cool about it and you can trust.

not that dudes dont get sketchy.
but in my experience.......you just cant trust most girls with coke.

I never leave my ish out whatever it may be. even when im in the company of heads i trust wit my life. just how it is yo, keep ya shit by ya side and bust it out when necessary.

you bein generous to a fault and they takin you for a sucka. So dont get took. Quit lettin them gank. you can find another hookup if you need shit that bad but to pay other people and get other people high for your own habit well thats just bein a willing victim of robbery yo.