C'mon this is funny

[StoneHappyMonday]

Even if you don't like football, halfway through the first half

England (population 60 million, but HALF, (at least) are fucking Muslims) 1

Iceland (population 330,000 and 17 cod) 2

 

[Don Luigi]

Any potential defeat for England in sports is funny to me.

 

[ScotchMist]

Putting the GREAT back into....erm.. England

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

What do you expect? Half the England squad are them darkies...

 

[StoneHappyMonday]

54 mins gone and England do not look like scoring. In a million years.

 

[Don Luigi]

Maybe the referee needs to flash the red at aul' John Bull before he gets his arse in gear :D

 

[alasdairm]

it's like the cod wars never happened

alasdair

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

I didn't fight in two world wars to see a bunch of forrins who don't know whether to kick the ball or crack it open and eat it, playing for England; no, we need proper English players like Georgie Best...

 

[Don Luigi]

Maybe they should roll these out UK-wide to improve the performance of Sterling.

 

[StoneHappyMonday]

Sorry I can't link it but Iceland Foods have just released a brilliant tweet.

*Pulls shutters down*

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Maybe they should roll these out UK-wide to improve the performance of Sterling.

Heh heh!!

 

[Don Luigi]

I wish I'd kept my George Best fiver. I ended up giving it to a dealer to pay off a strap

Hard times come again no more..

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Well it looks like we're out of Europe in more ways than one. At least Iceland do free delivery...

 

[Don Luigi]

At least Iceland do free delivery...

Soon to be negated by a turkey twizzler tariff.

 

[StoneHappyMonday]

Overpaid, overrated and over here. And we can't even export them easily anymore.

Humiliation. Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

 

[Shambles]

it's like the cod wars never happened

The Cod Wars, yesterday...

I didn't fight in two world wars to see a bunch of forrins who don't know whether to kick the ball or crack it open and eat it, playing for England; no, we need proper English players like Georgie Best...

*is inordinately pleased he gets a football-related joke*

 

[Don Luigi]

Overpaid, overrated and over here. And we can't even export them easily anymore.

Humiliation. Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Masochistic Patriotism lol

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

The Cod Wars, yesterday...

Is that Alex Salmon(d) and Nicola Sturgeon?

 

[Shambles]

Dunno bet I bet the little one had a haddock afterwards.

(i can but apologise )

Unlike the unapolagetically outstanding piscatorial punwork there, Mr Bar

 

[strungout2010]

Well that's it........we really are out of Europe......completely.
Bunch of over paid prima Donnas , it's really down to Roy hodgson fucking bumbling idiot, still didn't know his best 11 at the start of tonight's game.
Good for Iceland totally deserved the win. Fuck the English team. Hope Wales can progress now.
That is all.