F-f-f-f-f-fuck ye pal, soon as I've finished these 8 Ace, I'm getting the f-f-f-fuckin' bus round your hoose an am gonna f-f-f-f-fuck yer up, yer cheeky c-c-c-cunt...
On a serious non "8 Ace" note, my left middle fingernail is OK for now-----, oopps, spoke too soon..it's gone.
Honestly though, you know when she's bouncing so high and so hard that you think if she goes up too far and I slip out she's gonna destroy my cock on the way down?
Well she fucking did., claret everywhere.
I already had a medical condition called phimosis where your foreskin is too tight and it doesn't just slip down yer shaft when you get a boner like it should cos its too tight (or my cock's too big

) so when you first shove it in it hurts a bit... So the chop was on the cards anyway..... Or at least a a surgery where they make an incision in yer foreskin so it's not so tight but this bitch ripped it in two... I mean tore the shit out of it. She was smoking hot though... I was 25 and she was 35 so the oldest woman I'd ever shagged, but fuck me man, PERFECT body (I knew her from tbe gym and she loved bodybuilders)...
Not wrong with "being on the side of Cromwell" as it were... It's cleaner and the birds love sucking it... The first few months after the surgery is rough though cos your used to having your helmet covered up and having it free to grate along the inside of your boxers hurts like fuck... Until it toughen up... Like a snakeskin wallet now