On the way to a concert we blaze up a bowl or two still in our home town, ka-blam pulled over for speeding past our highschool. The cop could definitely tell that we were blazed (red eye, cheetos bags...) BUT he had a little kid in the front seat riding along with him. He gave us a warning and i still think its because of that kid in the front seat that he didnt end up searching us and finding our herb + pieces.
On the way to a different show i eat some mushrooms with my cuz, we finish em and smoke a joint and a bowl then we get to the show. Sold Out. Well we head back to my house and smoke more and as soon as we get near my house of corse we start tripping

, for some reason i am awesome around my parents when im on mushrooms. I got in no trouble, probably because i know they would never suspect eatting mushrooms...
Out for a walk one night, with 5 other people, in two groups of 3, the other group is walking a little bit ahead of us. Its past curfew so if a cop shows up we ae pretty much fucked. Yeah so a cop shows up, (right after i said "that inst a cop...") the group ahead of us BOOK it and we just stop walking because the cop car is obviously coming for us so we just wait to talk to the cop. (we had been smoking all day, everyone had nug on them, 1 kid was semi-drunk too) the officer asks us to empty our pockets... so we do, but we empty all the WRONG pockets! I had shit in the coin pocket on the front of jeans, one kid has shit in his shoe, another had shit in the pockets in his sweatshirt. Another cruiser showed up so we still thought we were fucked but the guy just ended up looking for the other kids who had run away. They questioned us about the runners but we said we had no idea who they were, they took down our names just incase there was any "vandalism" that night, but ofcorse there was none.
Funny story, a week later i run into the EXACT SAME COP as ^ last time. this time we walked up to a gas station/dunkin donuts at like 2am to buy food (really baked and has drugs on us) we walked seriously like 50ft away from 3 CRUISERS (2 unmarked) in a meet at night. we couldent even see straight enough to see that they were cops. We talk our way out, he recoginezes me from last week but DOES NOT RECALL MY NAME!
Yeah so basically dont walk around at night with drugs on you if you are around areas with cops...