One night I was chillingn with two friends, one of whom is shitfaced drunk and the other is driving. We drive by a cop, and the driver says, "lookout, its a cop." The drunk goes, "Man, FUCK them cops," and gives them the finger.
So we get pulled over. I'm in the back seat and they accuse me of trying to hide a can of spray paint, and ask me if I was huffing it (I wasn't) after that they pretty much leave me alone because the drunk is bouncing off the walls, shouting obsenities and such. They throw him in the back of a squad car and he starts kicking the windows....
By now me and the driver are both sitting on the cold street at 2AM, with like 6 squad cars. People rubberneck as they go by and the cops are asking my friend if the drunk was giving him a BJ because his fly was down.
The car got impounded, the drunk and the driver got arrested, and I got a ride home with the driver's mom's boyfriend's mom.
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A couple weeks later I'm drinking with the same two guys, and they get pulled over and arrested minutes after dropping me off. They found a bag of rock in the car that they didn't even know was there (it was the driver's mom's boyfriend's)
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Earlier this year me and a friend are sitting in a parking lot outside a restaurant, and I'm rolling a blunt. Who should enter the lot but a cop. He pulls up right next to me, and both our windows are down.
"What are you boys up to?"
"Nothing."
"Carry on."
and he drives away. So did we, as soon as he was gone.
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Oh yeah! One more story, I promise.
A few good friends and I are hanging out at the basketball court down the street from where I live. We are just hanging out, sitting on the back of my truck. Three of us are tripping pretty hard, and theres an ounce of nugs in my glove compartment.
Well, some other kids show up, in a civic with what appeared to be 17 people inside. They proceed to act all loud and drunk. Down the street, a group of ten kids, young ass kids, like 7-8 year olds, are playing outside. This is kind of weird because its like one in the morning.
The drunks leave, and we are alone with these kids. I don't know which group was responsible for the police coming, it could have been either, but they show up anyhow. One after another after another after another. Pretty soon there are literally 8-9 police cars around.
"what are you kids doing out here?"
"hanging out."
"go home."
"ok."
so we drove away.
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sorry about length, but i figure its better than making 3 posts..