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Clean from heroin by monday morning?

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Officer Donut

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I got a drug test 4 my PO monday morning, if i do heroin tonite(Sat) is there anyway I could b clean 4 the test? Drink a lot of iced tea sunday? im feinding soooo bad, i really can't wait til monday 2 do it.
(Yes i kno this shouldn't be posted here, but I need a quick answer, and every other forum on here is dead. It takes like a day 2 get a response)
[ 20 July 2002: Message edited by: Officer Donut ]
 
No way. Monday morning is in less than 48 hours. You will test positive. I dont care how much you drink.
 
Sorry to have to be so blunt about this Officer Donut, but you sure do post some stupid ass shit on this board don't you? I'm not talking about this post exactly (although it does contribute), but the last few posts I've read from you are rediculous (ok the link that used to be here is no longer working, but it was your post about bin laden supplying the US dope and making everyone OD)...maybe I just caught a bad couple of posts by you, maybe you are trying to be funny, I don't know...
[ 20 July 2002: Message edited by: Thurgood ]
[ 21 July 2002: Message edited by: Thurgood ]
 
i didn't see anything that had to do with him in that link.
I would just stick it out until monday but its too late to if you already made up your mind.
 
Alright your probably screwed on the test if you did the H. You will test positive for opiates but that doesn't mean you are necesserily fucked.
Sure some of these solutions are risky but if you test positive you are probably fucked anyway.
Pull a classic emergency room scam. Now you test positive for opiates but you have legit reason. Sure your PO is sucpiscious but its better than nothing huh?
Now the problem is that differnt opiates will probably show up differntly. Otherwise Immodium would test you positive every time. Luckily heroin is degraded into morphine really really damn quickly. I highly doubt they can tell the difference between heroin and morphine. So try to get morphine and avoid demerol.
Demerol=Mepererdine has fatal toxic interaction with MAOIs. Find a commonly prescribed MAOI and tell them you are on it to make sure they don't give you demerol.
Depending how serious this situation is, i.e. what sort of jail you would be facing if you fail the test, some more outlandish options might be considered. Figure out how to somehow delay the test. You could always *actually* injure yourself (overplay it of course) I doubt they will come in and test you in the hospital.
 
couldnt i just drink tons of water, and it will throw my creatine level off, those the test will b considered invalid. and i will have 2 be tested again?
 
Just goto the ER Sunday and complain of flu like symptoms...body aches and throwing up and shit. Call your PO monday morning and cancel. Tell'em you were in the hospital the night beofre and you have all paperwork and release forms if he wants to see'em. Reschedule, and by the time you have to go into to see him HOPEFULLY you'll be clean.
Also, really stress the body ache shit at the ER. You might get lucky and score some vics. Usually they just give out Ultram for that though...and sometimes nothin at all.
 
There's no way your gonna be clean for your test. I'd take that advice & go to the er. Fuck drinking all that water & taking masking agents, it's not worth it. Think of something to get out of that test. The E.R. is your best bet...
 
I had to weigh in on this one.
What about the obvious? Take this situation as a sign and either give up Heroin because it's interfering in your livelihood, or find a job that doesn't have drug testing.
 
I've been clear of heroin in that much time. Drink a ton of tea and work out like crazy for as many hours as possible.
Assuming you only did dope that night, there's a chance you might get enough of it out of your system.
Just in case make sure to take a big piss in the morning and then drink between 24-36 fl oz's of water and eat a thin sandwich with a vitamin for vitamin B to color your urine so your piss is diluted as possible.
 
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