Rabidrabbit
Bluelighter
ultimately when i'm bored, but also after i eat, after sex, while i'm drinking, and when I wait for the bus.
My friends and I were smoking cigarettes while waiting for the bus. The bus comes and zooms right past us without stopping. We're all like, "WTF" and run as fast as we can and get to the next bus stop to meet the same bus that just passed us.
We get on the bus and ask the bus driver, "Why the fuck didn't you stop? You saw us standing there, by the bus stop, waiting for the bus. What the fuck else could we possibly have been doing?"
And the bus driver goes, "You were screwing around."
Reminds me of the shop teacher from South Park... "Quit screwing around."
And that's when I smoke, amongst other times.