chronic smoker. need to pass urinalysis!! help!!

[harrisl84201]

i cant stop smoking weed..... and i need to pass a drug test on the 12 of january.... i need a proven option!!! cant afford to take risk!!! help please!

 

[hobhead]

well i don't know what to tell you but i know of one fellow who smoked like a chimney and was in your position .
mind you this was years and years ago . he bought some commercial product in a head shop .
it was a two part thing .
he passed but his ass was trumpeting for days . no one wanted to work nearby him . i mean they had time to run because of the blast warning before the gas attack but still !

i am sure there are others who might steer you in a better direction but head shops sell these things yet I am sure. but get a wet suit or space suit to keep friends in your life after drinking these potions .

 

[Raoul-Duke]

No drug testing questions dude... but you should just quit smoking why risk it

 

[kultron]

Even if he does quit smoking it'll still be in him.... get a ready clean drink.

 

[mollycoddled]

i have been in your same exact position. It depends on the type of test your getting but if its one where they watch you piss, its gonna be harder then if they dont watch you piss. Messing with the piss is really hit or miss and using cleansing drinks will get your thc count low but not gone so its not really worth it. If they arent watching, either find a friend whose clean or get synthetic piss of the internet, heat that shit up to your body temp in your arm pit or in a pocket with a hand warmer, the tests are temperature sensitive gotta be above 90 degrees or they wont take it. go into the bathroom fill the cup and piss in the toilet. If they are watching good luck probably will be easiest to just not smoke but you can do the same substitution deal as above just much more secretive... theres a bunch of popular methods just google it and youll find way more then i can list

 

[dildonian jr.]

<No Sources - Chainer>


buy one and use it

 

[toastedpanda]

I'm suprised this isn't locked yet.

 

[Raoul-Duke]

I know lol

 

[Mr_Fluffykins]

well even though there is no disccions of drug testing, i can tell you to quit now,
and theres a chance you'll test negative

eat right, work out, and chill out relax, a month smoke break will do wonders to you tolerance,

 

[dildonian jr.]

this thread never happened!!!!!!!!

 

[Chainer]

No drug testing questions. If you quit now, take up cardio daily, and eat properly, you should pass. I suggest buying a at-home test, they are about 15-25$ at many super markets for just for cannabis screening.

That's the best we can do. Sorry, read the rules, and the giant bolded *NO DRUG TESTING QUESTION*

Sorry for the late close BLers!