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Christmas Haul thread! wtf did you score

I'm too old to get presents. Works for me, because that means I don't have to waste my money showing people I love them by throwing money at them, when they already know we is tight.
 
I got a new coffee plunger and some good coffee to go with it.
My niece bought me a ceramic painted kombi money box.

I have all I need, Christmas is about giving gifts, eating and drinking with friends and family.
 
I got a new coffee plunger and some good coffee to go with it.
Like a french press? My friend has one made for loose leaf tea which is continent for kratom.
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I got a book:

"The Art of Power" a Biography of Thomas Jefferson

a new alarm clock, work socks and boots, and work shirts (fun stuff!!)

A new guitar case because my old one is officially beat to shit, yet still works

like 40 bucks from random people and a Starbucks gift card
 
Gift card
2 nice fleeces
Isotoner slippers
Pound of Jamaican coffee beans
Socks and underwear
And a pack of bacon flavored popcorn


It's cool, I'm grateful don't get me wrong... but my 5 year old nephew got an iPad 2, and I'm jealous. Little bastard lol.
 
I got 2 hired attorneys this year for about $7000 this year so no gifts at Christmas time. my freedom from jail/prison is the best gift imaginable.
 
All i ever would want for christmas is a shit load of money to go buy a shitload of fucking drugs preferably cocaine and oxycodone.
Santa clause get ur fatass up and make my wish come tru sometime....
 
A night at a hot spring resort (private bath on the balcony), with a gourmet meal prepared by a famous chef.


=D
 
The usual sweaters (though my grand-mom has excellent taste)
$50 giftcard for new jeans
$100 giftcard for Target from my boss
got a new glass piece at a show on christmas from a street vendor (present to me anyhow)
>Complements from everyone back home for my beer (mad an excellent IPA with Star Anise and Agave Syrup in it-compliments count)
And the clincher: My best friend gave me 5 strips since I was too broke to bring back anything substantial - and some candy bars for the blizzard trip back up north.
 
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