chose your own adventure book for a lover! You creepy fuck vs Aww thats cute

[kaywholed]

For two book nerds.

I was thinking I would write a choose your own adventure story for this lady. Basically like an epic date idea guide and she gets to pilot the adventure.

eg.

Two booknerds sat on the couch. The lovely blonde whirled her hair and looked at her man for him to say, "So what would you like to do?"

Choose:
A) stay inside and listen to records (go to page 2)
B) go outside and explore the city (go to page 3)
C) use my mental powers to make our clothes explode before we mate like animals (go to page 4)
D) ritualistic suicide (end of book) *This one is a joke*

 

[KoreyS]

For two book nerds.

I was thinking I would write a choose your own adventure story for this lady. Basically like an epic date idea guide and she gets to pilot the adventure.

eg.



Choose:
A) stay inside and listen to records (go to page 2)
B) go outside and explore the city (go to page 3)
C) use my mental powers to make our clothes explode before we mate like animals (go to page 4)
D) ritualistic suicide (end of book) *This one is a joke*

Umm, I'm going to chose C but there's no pages to flip to? I'm not sure how this is supposed to work?

 

[Belisarius]

That sounds really cool, man. Then again, I read my Choose Your Own Adventure books ragged, and a few of them made me want to rip my hair out. YMMV.

 

[pastelcircus]

Good idea, just make sure that you're able to go above and beyond with each and every option.

However, this could be taken as creepy. Consider yourself warned

 

[tender lamb shank]

I dunno man, the risk factor on this being taken as creepy is pretty high. Do it

 

[Raz]

I think it's super cute!

As long as none of the options are things like "if you want to wear your mickey mouse underpants that have the frayed tag, turn to page 7" because that would be a creeper move fo sho.

But innocent hijinks/ritual suicide, if someone gave me that I would think it was hilarious and hang on to it forever

 

[Beachcat]

Oh, I think that would be awesome, especially if you made it super witty too. Then she will know you are creative, funny, put a lot of thought into the date, etc, etc. chicks dig that.

 

[B1tO'RoughJack]

this is a cool idea KW!

 

[Pagey]

I think it could be a fantastic idea provided you're careful not to put anything in it that could be interpreted as weird or creepy ofc

 

[kytnism]

you know her better than any of us do; therefore go with whatever feels right; on the knowledge that you have of her.

she will let you know through body language and reaction; how she feels about that; and whether she is touched or repulsed by the concept.

regardlessly; she will know you put alot of thought and effort into it; and exclusively for her. thats always positive food for thought and secretly appreciated.

...kytnism...