manic_panic
Bluelighter
“Chocolate Alligators”
(Reed Rosson)
Ch-ch--
chocolate alligators never melted
in a desert swamp
but now bananas peel themselves together
as naked as they want
The sky hasn’t fallen for me yet
but I’ll make another winnin’ bet
My-spin-nin’ head is on crackerjack
but that--
won’t stop me Trixie
while we gettin’ sweet ‘n sticky
with a hickey from your honey-mack
I think that…
*I started out slow
but I let them eat all the cake
You loved me long ago
and I got to see you shake
I started out slow
but I let them eat ballberry jam
you loved long ago
and I got to see you swim
with them chocolate alligators
dark chocolate alligators
Buddy down on by the bayou
you think you’re Straw Boss
‘cause you can talk a million miles per hour
but your ill argument’s dipped in weak-sauce
and your cocky tone is always sour
on that candy-ass megaphone
and you really have no power
when you’re standin’ cold & all alone
so just eat
an electric
artichoke
Oh…
There’s these green bears marchin’ a halo
around my dancin’ heavy head
Yea they know I’m thankful to be alive
and sure I’ll be Grateful when I’m Dead
It was just like being told the truth
but I had nothing to say
So I rolled away the dew
and began a brand new day
*repeat
Frozen cocoa-alligator
Blue angelic alligator
Beware of them bitter haters
Zoom, don’t dare to see you later…
<
Chocolate alligators
don’t hunt humans or their neighbors
Chocolate alligators
would rather sleep in the refrigerator…
~
(Reed Rosson)
Ch-ch--
chocolate alligators never melted
in a desert swamp
but now bananas peel themselves together
as naked as they want
The sky hasn’t fallen for me yet
but I’ll make another winnin’ bet
My-spin-nin’ head is on crackerjack
but that--
won’t stop me Trixie
while we gettin’ sweet ‘n sticky
with a hickey from your honey-mack
I think that…
*I started out slow
but I let them eat all the cake
You loved me long ago
and I got to see you shake
I started out slow
but I let them eat ballberry jam
you loved long ago
and I got to see you swim
with them chocolate alligators
dark chocolate alligators
Buddy down on by the bayou
you think you’re Straw Boss
‘cause you can talk a million miles per hour
but your ill argument’s dipped in weak-sauce
and your cocky tone is always sour
on that candy-ass megaphone
and you really have no power
when you’re standin’ cold & all alone
so just eat
an electric
artichoke
Oh…
There’s these green bears marchin’ a halo
around my dancin’ heavy head
Yea they know I’m thankful to be alive
and sure I’ll be Grateful when I’m Dead
It was just like being told the truth
but I had nothing to say
So I rolled away the dew
and began a brand new day
*repeat
Frozen cocoa-alligator
Blue angelic alligator
Beware of them bitter haters
Zoom, don’t dare to see you later…
<
Chocolate alligators
don’t hunt humans or their neighbors
Chocolate alligators
would rather sleep in the refrigerator…
~
