Yeah chinky, mushrooms are such high school shit dawg. Real men do real drugs, like caps of heroin cut down to five percent that some dealer charges you three times as much for because you are a little piece of shit from Wheaton or some other stupid fucking suburb. Save your weak ass stories for your LiveJournal.
To the OP, seeing as how I actually live IN Chicago, I would say start meeting new people. Doses have been available in Chicago since before Christmas as far as I've known; purple gel tabs went around that weren't bad at all, and some fairly clean white-on-white blotters have been going around; it's not standard blotter paper, though, it is thicker and more of the consistency of cardboard. Seemed janky at first, but it surprised the hell out of me after finally got around to eating two.