darvocet21
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There's nothing to be ashamed of old chap. What you encountered is Taboo in more cultures that it is not. And you did it fearlessly, like a conqueror. Like the seafaring Vikings with only a carved out tree trunk between You and a thousand fathoms of ocean below, you too are a Hero. Hold your head up high and if you ever run across the woman again take her aside and say "I have tasted the bittersweet nectar which binds life and death into one ebb and flow and did my duty. It was my honor"I really liked period blood when I was on mdma one time. I was like 19 and this was the fourth chick I'd ever been with. But the first time I fucked on MDMA. It was great but the chick was super embarrassed cause she was on her period. So in a weird attempt to make her feel better I went down on her. And um let's just say I don't think it made her feel better. I fucking went full fucking marine biologist on that snatch. I'm actually still super embarrassed thinking about it today haha. I have never told anyone other then my roommate at the time and obviously the girl.
Funny story tho I messaged her a couple years ago on FB. She totally played it off like we had never met before XD
Aha woooo.
Deets my friend give us the deets!I hooked up with a hermaphrodite.
I was strung out in Hollywood, CA, smoking meth with this chick. We start flirting, decide to go to a Bush climb inside and fuck. Once we are in the bush, she is like "I have to tell you something. I'm intersex"There's nothing to be ashamed of old chap. What you encountered is Taboo in more cultures that it is not. And you did it fearlessly, like a conqueror. Like the seafaring Vikings with only a carved out tree trunk between You and a thousand fathoms of ocean below, you too are a Hero. Hold your head up high and if you ever run across the woman again take her aside and say "I have tasted the bittersweet nectar which binds life and death into one ebb and flow and did my duty. It was my honor"
Deets my friend give us the deets!
*yawn* I'm sorry did you say something about a bush? I'm really kind of sleepy and I'm not sure if I dreamed it or not but it probably wasn't a dream because it would have been more Vivid with more detail if I'd dreamt it... Give us a visual description at least! Need moore deeeeets!I was strung out in Hollywood, CA, smoking meth with this chick. We start flirting, decide to go to a Bush climb inside and fuck. Once we are in the bush, she is like "I have to tell you something. I'm intersex"
They had no noticeable balls, a clit, a dick, a shallow vagina*yawn* I'm sorry did you say something about a bush? I'm really kind of sleepy and I'm not sure if I dreamed it or not but it probably wasn't a dream because it would have been more Vivid with more detail if I'd dreamt it... Give us a visual description at least! Need moore deeeeets!![]()
Ah yes here is a man who truly understands.There's nothing to be ashamed of old chap. What you encountered is Taboo in more cultures that it is not. And you did it fearlessly, like a conqueror. Like the seafaring Vikings with only a carved out tree trunk between You and a thousand fathoms of ocean below, you too are a Hero. Hold your head up high and if you ever run across the woman again take her aside and say "I have tasted the bittersweet nectar which binds life and death into one ebb and flow and did my duty. It was my honor"
Deets my friend give us the deets!
Oh fuck noI was strung out in Hollywood, CA, smoking meth with this chick. We start flirting, decide to go to a Bush climb inside and fuck. Once we are in the bush, she is like "I have to tell you something. I'm intersex"
Meth makes you more open minded.Oh fuck no
I'd be out. Fucking find a volcano to take a bath in to burn off all that nope.
IDC if some are into that I can't.
Oh it really does. I can't deny that.Meth makes you more open minded.
Sounds anticlimacticThey had no noticeable balls, a clit, a dick, a shallow vagina
Whoah! Easy w/ the large font keys. You don't know what potential emotional traumas bluelight.org community members have suffered but I'm willing to hazard it's all of them. Every single type of pathology has its sufferer represented here and we're all doing the best we can to uphold the spirit and the letter of the Blue Light User AgreementAh yes here is a man who truly understands.
It's great when your young and bold you don't even think about shit like that but recently I was hurting from the pint (amph) and I wanted to sleep with this chick.
My best friend literally said the Viking thing I mentioned in the other sub "Vikings don't ask they conquer"
Fuck man did I ever go from insecure to fucking "seafaring viking" in a split second. Fuck I had a bartender,a chef and a bootie call and it wasn't even my house lol.
I got laid sure but now this chick wont leave me alone, and SHE STILL HAS MY FAVOURITE FUCKING COAT!
You are a person with a clit, which as we all know from transgender onlyfans.com performers (shout out to Priscilla!) is a vestigial penis with unbelievable sensitivity and as the locus of sexual pleasure necessary for reaching climax frequently requires being stimulated, licked, rubbed, vibrated, nibbled or given your full attention like most other self-centered and demanding bitches and yes I'm specifically referring to you Nancy my ex wife this isn't over and if you think that I'm going to be paying you alimony the rest of your life you can hear from my lawyersMy bfs friend tied me up in really elaborate knots and they both went down on me and used toys until I was squirting and writhing in pain because my clit was so sensitive. Oh, I'm a female btw
You mean an actual one? Intersex folks are incredibly rare.I hooked up with a hermaphrodite.
Yeah, called themselves a hermaphrodite actually as well, so I guess not tabooYou mean an actual one? Intersex folks are incredibly rare.
Ok, that's a physical configuration that can't naturally exist. The clit and the dick develop from the same proto - genital tissue in the womb. VERY rarely you can have duplicate development, ie 2 dicks ; what you CAN'T have is a dick plus a clit.They had no noticeable balls, a clit, a dick, a shallow vagina
I see.. can't say for sure it was a clit, tbh. Didn't explore the vagina much, seemed to be "closed off"Ok, that's a physical configuration that can't naturally exist. The clit and the dick develop from the same proto - genital tissue in the womb. VERY rarely you can have duplicate development, ie 2 dicks ; what you CAN'T have is a dick plus a clit.
What your description sounds like to me is a trans guy who's had a phalloplasty but decided to keep his natal bits, hasn't had a scrotoplasty (ie ball implants) but has had all the internal female reproductive anatomy removed. Quite a lot of the time trans folks will claim to be intersex in the belief that somehow sounds more acceptable and would explain mixed physical characteristics. Most people have no idea how intersex anatomy works (in fact most people think it means you have a full double set of genitals, male AND female, which also doesn't exist except in fantasy porn.)