Characteristics of Good Coke?

[Jim_Lahey]

I don't ever get headaches, pearlescence is generally a fairly consistent sign of high quality.

 

[xxl]

Good coke has two characteristics:

1) It is good
2) It is coke

Which puts me in mind of a joke by a French comedian:

"I am proud of being French, for two reasons: 1) I'm French 2) I enjoy being proud."

 

[theworks]

okay there are a ton of threads on this...search for those started by LeJunk

 

[caizar]

i heard the best coke is like cutting up cheesse is this correct flakey type stuff pure white?

 

[00000]

general rule:
more high less up.




(meaning more euphoric and less stimulated generally means better coke, although your hearts gunna be trying to escape your body no matter how up/stimulated you are or the goodness of the coke).


i am high.

 

[HYDRO_CHRONIC]

lets see ,

no anxiety

sexual lust like no other,feel like your soul is just urning for the warmth of a vagina ..wich is kinda uncomfy

you are alert,not speeding,just alert and awake,you are feel smarter then ever

you feel like you arert in the least bit uncomortable with strangers you can talk to them like you known them for years

like i said above you have a STRONG sexual lust,so its a bit uncomfy wanting/checking out every girl you see

you feel awesome ,orgasm on real pure cocain hcl is like a normal one just twice as intense and twice as long ,you will still be "nutin" when no sperm is left and you feel so relaxed yet stimulated after words

you fall asleep just fine when you come down

thats good coke

you fall asleep just fine

 

[Cface]

hmmm.... Well then i do believe i was fucked. I think the shit was all in in my head and i was fucked over. Because coke can't be this fuckin weak!!! Abso-fucking-lutely no euphoria, was in my head.

I will admit there may be a small amount of coke and some other stim in it, but this can't possibly be coke, its WAY too weak. Even my buddy (who does coke) told me this shit is super weak and contains very little if any coke. I am a wee bit pissed and embarrassed at the same time .

I can't believe my guy fucked me over like that.

 

[kzorro]

from what your description in your first post it sounds like it's of pretty good quality, but when you get suckered into buying weak nasty coke it is extremely shitty. Especially since it's so damn expensive. The money used to buy that g could've instead been used to buy weed that would last me days

 

[EducatedUser408]

Good Yayo is "Pearl-White"........Just like the paint jobs on white escalades and cadillacs........In sunlight it shines beautifully.........Usually is somewhat moist, but not wet and will not break up easily.......Kinda stays in small clumps........And just because it's rocky doesn't mean it's good..........And lastly, the smell!!!!!........MMmmmmm!!........You can't mistake the fragrance of good A1

 

[immaturepoop]

^ I bought some coke (Detroit area) this past weekend and it came as a pearly white rock which broke up into moist like flakes which were almost impossible to cut into a desired line. I'm not one for uppers, but I have indulged in the past and I know good quality when I see it. It kept on clumping up or sticking to the razor, but MAN only small bumps of that shit got me fucked up for a good 45 min, a very chill STRONG euphoric high, with the comedown consisting of only not being high anymore and slightly tired and lethargic. slept well afterwards too...

 

[shortshooter2011]

I got some fire coke last night. It was in nice soft clumps and was pure white. My friend has been going straight to the cookers and distributers lately and he got it before it was even cut. Some FIRE shit. It was a very boosting energetic , completely euphoric high. I had a great boost of confidence and sat there and talked to my gf for about 2 hours. Very numbing too

 

[got beans?]

damn you got solt a deadly concoction of fairy dust and yeast.

LOL!

everything sounds indicative of high quality. get some benzos, opiates, or alcohol for the insomnia (opiates are also perfect for synergy)