Chapter II: The Abyss is Eternal !

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Captain.Heroin said:
Oh my god.

I'm mad now and I have to be alright. I'm not alright. And I have things I've got to do and I'm not alright. Agh.

I'm bouncing from sad to mad and back and forth.

POONISHMENT. I must remember DMW's POONISHMENT.
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PrincessDiz said:
Awh what a cutie!! She’s 5 and a 1/2. She’s due a groom now next week as the groomers just opened. She’s so overgrown at moment but she’s still my baby. Even with her silly wee facial hair!

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is that a Springer or a Cocker? have had Springers so can usually tell but she's ambiguous... we also have the same cushion cover... :)

@DeadManWalkin' I have just had the pleasure of listening to your dulcet tones through some awesome speakers and man, you sound a cross between some Mexican bandito and Count Dracula :) ... my perception of you has completely changed........
 
PrincessDiz said:
I didn’t wanna mix a funny post with my sad one. My poor pupper has an ear infection and she’s all miserable. Poor wee woman!! She’s been snuggling me all day and whimpering. She has good ear drops for the infection and pain and she walked to the fridge twice to get me to put more in but she has to wait until bed time for the second dose. My wee woman 😭😭😭
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👑 Princess! I’m so sorry your Baby Girl isn’t feeling tip top! It’s awful when they feel ill because we feel helpless to aid them in feeling better. Luckily, she’s got the antibiotics now so she will soon be on the mend. 💜💕
Fletcher, my 16 year old Maine Coon-Tabby, had a bad ear infection last month. He was barfing a lot and he was just generally out of sorts and I thought, with him being 16, that this may be the end. It took about almost a week for him to completely recover but when he did, he seemed better than he was even 1-2 years ago. He’s back to running around, trilling (the purr-talking many Maine Coons do), and sneaking up on his sister.
 
BK38 said:
Dude, you have such a good laugh. Dying.
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Yeah, I laugh at my own jokes all the time. Usually I'm the only one laughing at them, but it's okay as long as I'm having fun.
I once exploded to a laugh for about 20 minutes when I was explaining what we did to this one girl.
Really funny, but probably caused her PTSD.
 
DeadManWalkin' said:
Yeah, I laugh at my own jokes all the time. Usually I'm the only one laughing at them, but it's okay as long as I'm having fun.
I once exploded to a laugh for about 20 minutes when I was explaining what we did to this one girl.
Really funny, but probably caused her PTSD.
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Yeah, I'm not sure how funny I find you laughing at a girl you might have fucked up in some capacity, but again, no idea about the context. Just saying the laugh is infectious.
 
ageingpartyfiend said:
is that a Springer or a Cocker? have had Springers so can usually tell but she's ambiguous... we also have the same cushion cover... :)

@DeadManWalkin' I have just had the pleasure of listening to your dulcet tones through some awesome speakers and man, you sound a cross between some Mexican bandito and Count Dracula :) ... my perception of you has completely changed........
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She’s a blue roan cocker spaniel, half working breed and half show breed. Her mother won lots of silly doggy awards for being pretty. Dawnie is beautiful when she’s groomed, she’s a bit scruffy at moment because the groomers were shut. I grew up with springer spaniels, they are amazing dogs. My father used to keep 3 when he went hunting duck or pheasant.
 
BK38 said:
Yeah, I'm not sure how funny I find you laughing at a girl you might have fucked up in some capacity, but again, no idea about the context. Just saying the laugh is infectious.
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I'll tell you the story.
We were about 15-16 at the time.
We were dealing this RC which was AB-CHMINACA.
Well, the girl was one of our dealers and she had trouble paying her debts.
Well one night the girl called me and said that my friend, who we will call Josh from now on, who was my dealing partner was torturing our another friend in his house.
I called Josh to ask what's going on and he said that everything's perfectly fine and they're eating pizza.
Turns out they had been recording the friend yelling "in pain" and Josh using his electronic tazer to make sounds to extort the girl to pay her debts.
Well, I said to the girl that I will go check on the situation and went to Joshes house.
Well, the girl said that she is scared to come pay her debts to Josh since he's insane. I said to the girl that it's okay that she pays them to me.
When the girl came to pay her debts Josh ran out of the forest with no pants on, these Harry Potter glasses on and electronic tazer on his hand screaming "The money! The money!"
The girl started running in panic and went to some stairway. She was having panic attack there and shieeet. Breathing like dying pig.
Well, we convinced her with another friend who was with me that the treat is over and that we took Josh to home and that he's super high.
Well, this was not part of our plan but when we were walking with the girl Josh came out of somewhere with a sauna spoon full of water asking her "Do you want some water? Feeling thirsty?"
And the girl collapsed. She knocked out. She was unresponsible for a while.
Okay, I had so fun writing this story. It was so fun live.
 
PrincessDiz said:
She’s a blue roan cocker spaniel, half working breed and half show breed. Her mother won lots of silly doggy awards for being pretty. Dawnie is beautiful when she’s groomed, she’s a bit scruffy at moment because the groomers were shut. I grew up with springer spaniels, they are amazing dogs. My father used to keep 3 when he went hunting duck or pheasant.
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Springers fukkin rule, amazing dogs for sure, bit on the mental side though and don't remotely chill til they're at least 8... think they also have a high spot on the 'dogs who reaaalllyyy love food' list someone posted above

Dawnie is beautiful groomed or not :)
 
DeadManWalkin' said:
I'll tell you the story.
We were about 15-16 at the time.
We were dealing this RC which was AB-CHMINACA.
Well, the girl was one of our dealers and she had trouble paying her debts.
Well one night the girl called me and said that my friend, who we will call Josh from now on, who was my dealing partner was torturing our another friend in his house.
I called Josh to ask what's going on and he said that everything's perfectly fine and they're eating pizza.
Turns out they had been recording the friend yelling "in pain" and Josh using his electronic tazer to make sounds to extort the girl to pay her debts.
Well, I said to the girl that I will go check on the situation and went to Joshes house.
Well, the girl said that she is scared to come pay her debts to Josh since he's insane. I said to the girl that it's okay that she pays them to me.
When the girl came to pay her debts Josh ran out of the forest with no pants on, these Harry Potter glasses on and electronic tazer on his hand screaming "The money! The money!"
The girl started running in panic and went to some stairway. She was having panic attack there and shieeet. Breathing like dying pig.
Well, we convinced her with another friend who was with me that the treat is over and that we took Josh to home and that he's super high.
Well, this was not part of our plan but when we were walking with the girl Josh came out of somewhere with a sauna spoon full of water asking her "Do you want some water? Feeling thirsty?"
And the girl collapsed. She knocked out. She was unresponsible for a while.
Okay, I had so fun writing this story. It was so fun live.
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That's fucked up, but also pretty funny. "Josh" sounds like a solid fuck-up friend
 
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