Chapter II: The Abyss is Eternal !

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Life pro tip: I ran out of shampoo the other day and forgot to get more. So what did I use? My dog's overly expensive organic dog shampoo. My hair hasn't looked this good in months! Wtf. I think I'm going to switch to using dog shampoo from now on. It smells really good and my hair looks revitalized. 5/5, would use dog shampoo again.
 
Captain.Heroin said:
I want to seriously own a flamethrower
Everything would be better
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TumajNuri said:
Hey @BK, Im sorry, youtube is banned in china's mainland. dont expect me to watch whatever u share. Your effort to humiliate me is useless. This morning, i received msg from two amazing bluelighter who tried to explain who BK is, and why arguments happening in lounge is unfortunately very common.

It's been a short time since i replaced another famous drug-forum with Bluelight. Since I am new to this website, i need advices and if fail to stop arguing, my account deserves to be blocked.
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Look, just stop being a pussy and whining all the time, shilling for the CCP (which is the Chinese government, not the Chinese people - there's a difference) and/or saying stupid anti-semetic/Islamophobic stuff and I'll leave you alone. The Lounge is basically for talking shit and saying whatever you want within reason. You can't expect me to not fuck with you when you make it so easy. Gotta have a tougher skin if you want to lounge. I'm sorry about you losing your Mom as a kid and there is some honor in war, so I won't insult your mother anymore. With that said, that doesn't give you license to spread hateful views without consequence. Call this a tentative detente of sorts.

明白吗？
 
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BK38 said:
Probably like 2 months when I was doing heroin. In normal times though? A month I reckon, much longer if there's a lady in my life, then I don't really masturbate. My sex drive is probably around 1-3 sexy times in a day with lady friend. So like 7-21 times a week.
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Even when I was on IV opiates I had to empty my prostate via penile stimulation every morning (beginning of withdrawals;only time you will achieve ejaculation)

I dont think I have gone longer than like 5 days without masturbatorbating since I was like 13. The last time I remember going that long was like 4 summer ago when I was working lanscaping/construction 12 hour days and was legit too tired. I think I went 4 days. I had a gf back then and made sure to save that nut for her. Lmao she was not pleased. When I go that long my dick/balls/groin get so uncomfortable. Like...pressure and any little thing will give me an instant full erection. I think I have an over active prostate or some shit. Me skipping a day without ejaculating is a giggling worthy super wad of thick nut. Me skipping 4 days....the orgasm almost isnt worth the ridiculous mess that is sure to happen.

Even when I have/had a GF I still masturbate at least once a day. Jerking off in the shower has been part of my routine for god knows how long. If I dont jerk off in the shower I feel "off" all day.
 
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