Chapter II: The Abyss is Eternal !

[Juniper Bruhmomentius]

 

[RareForm]

Hello.

 

[Captain.Heroin]

My penis is so small; the woman will say, "Are you a woman?" And I will say, "Yes." But the truth is, it is there somewhere underneath my front-butt.

Walk with me on the beach, let's talk about it bro

 

[Jabberwocky]

that's good. how does it hold up during methy phases?

Not bad bro. I have a permanent 6 pack it feels like.

 

[Jabberwocky]

I'm totally happy w/ my body other than the fat. I don't really do a lot of push ups because of pain (life is physical pain, existence is spiritual pain) but I have resorted to them at times due to lockdownwithmycockdown

Your body is bootylicious as is

Thanks man..

I love my body too its the IDGAF body and one time i slammed an escort she was like "i know you have a big dick because you don't work out to compensate". While true in regards to working out, i do want to be able to toss my baby around.

 

[Jabberwocky]

Look up 3 posts from yers shit bird

You say shirt bird too?

I learned that freshman year of high school from my LAX bro.

 

[RareForm]

Walk with me on the beach, let's talk about it bro

A calf with five legs like this.

Spoiler

Don't glaze me, bro.

 

[Captain.Heroin]

Thanks man..

I love my body too its the IDGAF body and one time i slammed an escort she was like "i knew you had a big dick because you don't work out to compensate". While true in regards to working out, i do want to be able to toss my baby around.

I know a guy who was a body builder and he wasn't compensating for anything his dick was YYYYUUUUUGE. Like my sized, perhaps bigger? Or perhaps almost exact same size?

I miss him, the sex was amazing.

But a lot are compensating yes, and women pick up on that.

 

[Captain.Heroin]

My dick is fucking perfect. I should have been a penis model (still can). It’s perfect and it’s mine. I put lotions and creams on it daily. My dick puts all y’all’s crookshank weirdicks to fucking shame. It’s so cute when people start talking about their dicks. It’s like they believe that women give a shit about their penises. Women don’t care about penises unless they are comically large or comically small.

Wurdz of wisdom from the wizard.

pls talk about penile creams and lotions

what can I do to keep mine young and fresh?

 

[RareForm]

Mine is comically flat. It's basically a slap band.

 

[Captain.Heroin]

A calf with five legs like this.

Spoiler

Don't glaze me, bro.

Don't worry I'll wear my penile and face masks at all times

 

[Juniper Bruhmomentius]

Guess its time to fix my sleeping schedule

Good night peeps

 

[BK38]

Guess its time to fix my sleeping schedule

Good night peeps

Night. If I can sleep before 3am, it's going to be a victory.

 

[iLoveYouWithaKnife]

Edit: You can switch up the intensity and the muscle group you focus on by doing diamond pushups (hands together in the shape of a diamond for your triceps), wide stance (outer pecs) etc

You should alternate depending on what suite you get.
Diamond: diamond push-up
Spade: regular push-up
Heart: wide-stance push-up
Club: clapping push-up.

 

[Captain.Heroin]

*suit

 

[Captain.Heroin]

@mal3volent

 

[DopeM]

You say shirt bird too?

I learned that freshman year of high school from my LAX bro.

Oh fook
We're lax Eskimo Bros too?

 

[DopeM]

Let them throw money at me mayne.


It's really just me and some finger puppets acting out my favorite sex scenes from popular hollywood movies.

I made $4.25 off monsterballs last night.

So pretty much just moved hopeless' tiktok to a new platform after the banhammer?

 

[jhjhsdi]

I've stupidly taken 500mg tramadol. I know that the ceiling dose is 400 but I have taken 20mg diaz too and I'm drinking about I took a omeprazole. And I'm about to eat loads.
I shud be ok.
If u don't post for days then expect the worst.
Live u cunts

 

[BK38]

I've stupidly taken 500mg tramadol. I know that the ceiling dose is 400 but I have taken 20mg diaz too and I'm drinking about I took a omeprazole. And I'm about to eat loads.
I shud be ok.
If u don't post for days then expect the worst.
Live u cunts

Should be fine, especially with the valium, should up your seizure threshold and you're not majorly over with the tramdol (though some individuals are particularly sensitive).