Chapter II: The Abyss is Eternal !

[Soso78]

Sorry mate, too late. Still going to fuck your missus

Make sure to use protection cuz she got aids

 

[BK38]

Make sure to use protection cuz she got aids

Nah, I was just going to report her for welfare fraud. She'll be fucked good and proper then.

 

[Soso78]

Welfare? U mad? She got decent job.

 

[BK38]

Welfare? U mad? She got decent job.

If by "decent" you mean she can afford her half of your collective crack habit and by "job" you mean sucking off gypsy punters by the side of an abandoned playground. Then yup!

 

[Soso78]

Speaking of suckin cock. How’s ur mother doing?

 

[BK38]

Speaking of suckin cock. How’s ur mother doing?

Your intellect is astonishing. You should apply for Mensa.

Anyhow, I'm losing interest, this is sort of like picking wings off a fly or being a kid with a magnifying glass scorching ants. I'll leave you where you started, below me in every conceivable way.

 

[CFC]

Don't lose interest. We can haz Soso vs BK fyte cheezbyrger

 

[BK38]

Don't lose interest. We can haz Soso vs BK fyte cheezbyrger

Too busy today actually. I prefer when I'm drinking heavily too as I am much meaner/insulting. Also, it would be like beating a mentally handicapped kid, it's no fun as there's no challenge.

 

[CFC]

I retain and build muscle pretty well apparently. For not working out in a year im still fairly muscular.

that's good. how does it hold up during methy phases?

 

[CFC]

Too busy today actually. I prefer when I'm drinking heavily too as I am much meaner/insulting.

hmm, perhaps you need benzo fury to really get going then

 

[RareForm]

Toss a donut to your Richard.

 

[Jabberwocky]

BK he's above you in this thread. look at the page.

 

[BK38]

BK he's above you in this thread. look at the page.

Not if you look far back enough. See who the first poster is in this version of the Abyss

 

[Jabberwocky]

Not if you look far back enough. See who the first poster is in this version of the Abyss

Malevole?

 

[BK38]

Malevole?

That's literally the thread start, doesn't count. Look directly below that.

 

[BK38]

Anyhow, I actually don't have time for this fuckery rn, I'll be back later to dish out some insults if necessary. Later you greasy bastards.

 

[Soso78]

Your intellect is astonishing. You should apply for Mensa.

Anyhow, I'm losing interest, this is sort of like picking wings off a fly or being a kid with a magnifying glass scorching ants. I'll leave you where you started, below me in every conceivable way.

I’m below u but Ur moms below me cuz I’m teabagging the bitch

 

[Jabberwocky]

Anyhow, I actually don't have time for this fuckery rn, I'll be back later to dish out some insults if necessary. Later you greasy bastards.

Ay, do you know how it feels like to fuck a gerbil?
Stick a dick in it's ass and then your dick comes out of the other side
The teeth give nice rub.
Came in like 15 seconds.
That's 5 second less than I do in normal sex.
Feels good.

 

[MemphisX3]

Is there a free trial ? I don't need a whole month, jus like 26 seconds.

$100/second.


I'm that sexy

 

[MemphisX3]

It's simping.
IT'S SIMPING STOP BEING A FUCKGIN SIMP SIMP SIMPS SIMP!!!

Let them throw money at me mayne.


It's really just me and some finger puppets acting out my favorite sex scenes from popular hollywood movies.

I made $4.25 off monsterballs last night.