Chapter II: The Abyss is Eternal !

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Got my morning bupre.
Not feeling sick today. I hope my cap I ordered comes soon I ordered it on Friday but there's some problems on the delivery, probably because of Covid-19. If i knew it would be like this, I would just straight traveled 2 hours to a hat-store and bought one.
 
The Wizard of the Creek said:
Good morning @madness00! I just fucked my my wife on the couch. She has a perfect pussy (all C-sections), perfect pussy. She has been watching a lot of anal porn, and wants a butt plug (Santa is getting someone something for Christmas). I’m so proud of us this morning. My girl and I are FREAKS! Sometimes we invite a black guy/girl into the mix, it fucking crazy.

P.S. my daughter had been a member of BL for a few years now. I hope she reads this! She loves it when her parents are ‘close’!

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That's awesome man.

I would hope if i had a daughter she'd be open minded enough to respect her mom getting demolished by a BBC.
 
The Wizard of the Creek said:
That’s great! You are a good person, you don’t try to be good person you just are. What was it again you interviewed for? Wasn’t it for corespondent for The Daily Show with Trevor Noah? Or was it a professional fluffer for Buck Adams and Peter North?

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Lol close, it was an interview for the entertainment industry doing voice overs.

Sidenote: not sure if sarcasm but funny none the less.
 
Hey kids!
Daddy DMW is back from his mission fighting dirty neo-marxists with his big ass axe!
Actually, I was in a bar drinking with my woman and her father came to visit us. Now i'm taking a shit.
I eat shitloads of protein and sometimes my shits are so huge that the WC water has blood in it after taking a shit. Fucking ripping my ass apart.
I always scream when I take a shit my woman always bullies me for that but that's how real men do it! Women can't understand shit like taking a shit like a real man. Blood dripping out of anus and screaming like dying pig.
 
DeadManWalkin' said:
Hey kids!
Daddy DMW is back from his mission fighting dirty neo-marxists with his big ass axe!
Actually, I was in a bar drinking with my woman and her father came to visit us. Now i'm taking a shit.
I eat shitloads of protein and sometimes my shits are so huge that the WC water has blood in it after taking a shit. Fucking ripping my ass apart.
I always scream when I take a shit my woman always bullies me for that but that's how real men do it! Women can't understand shit like taking a shit like a real man. Blood dripping out of anus and screaming like dying pig.
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Opiate constipation

Gotta eat more fiber and drink lots of water
 
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