Chapter II: The Abyss is Eternal !

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YOU GUYS

This isn't cool... they are showing me all sorts of videos... it's all ugly men and their wives. Mike Pence and his wife Karen... Donald J Trump and his wife Melania... Jared Kushner and his wife Ivanka...

I told them I would vote Republican, I told them I'll vote for Kanye, whoever they want...

I NEED HELP

I just want to get employed at a nice, reputable Romanian troll farm for a few months before the election... and instead they have me locked up here.
 
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RE: CAPTAIN.HEROIN REPROGRAMMING, PROJECT CODE NAME STRAIGHTGATE

CAPTAIN.HEROIN has escaped. The situation is as follows: shortly after the first viewings of Our Republicans Servicing Women Part I, CAPTAIN.HEROIN managed to seduce and incapacitate two guards with blowjobs, leading to naps. The rest of the agents present were not as lucky; after scavenging through one of the guard's pockets, he found a gram of MDPV. Under the presumption this was methamphetamine, CAPTAIN.HEROIN snorted a 40mg line. After brutally attacking the rest of the guards, we sadly report that none of their faces were recovered.

He is considered horny and dangerous. He was last seen absconding in a police vehicle with New York license plate "BLUE L M". He is coming to the northeast by north exiting tunnel. Be on the look out.
 
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Now I literally had to open a book to prove Coxenormous isn't always wrong :cool: 🤗
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Information does not always pertain to science. Astrology is not science.
 
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