Chapter II: The Abyss is Eternal !

[Jabberwocky]

I go watch Sopranos now, i've been real tiried because of benzos.
Stay safe, be cool and remember to bully Cox.

 

[Shady's Fox]

That's not true at all, a quick Google search tells us that BK38 it's a steel clamp.

 

[Shady's Fox]

furthermore

 

[Coxenormous]

bully Cox

 

[Shady's Fox]

 

[Captain.Heroin]

howdy shady how are you doing

 

[Jabberwocky]

I loved @DeadManWalkin' s exit on some other thread he goes, "Peace, see yah, and remember kids.. bash Cox!"

Err.. something to that effect.

 

[Captain.Heroin]

I loved @DeadManWalkin' s exit on some other thread he goes, "Peace, see yah, and remember kids.. bash Cox!"

Err.. something to that effect.

how are you doing today buddy?

 

[Jabberwocky]

I'm good

I'll tell you more in the hideout

 

[Shady's Fox]

 

[Coxenormous]

@Shady's Fox

 

[jhjhsdi]

Cox, BK38 is far from you.
She's a great person with great personality and she definetly doesn't act like miss perfect.
You can't admit even one mistake.

Is he she really a girl (holder of precious vagine)?



Guess what peeps, I'm drunk again. Lulz

 

[Coxenormous]

 

[Coxenormous]

—Wizard

 

[Captain.Heroin]

i love dogs

btw

if I am not alive by sept 11 it will be sad because I want to live long enough for the new manson album

pls pls pls pls pls let me die some time after the election year, before christmas time

i can't go through another year, I'm done, RIP CH ? - 2020 died doing what he loved: dabs and fucc

 

[Captain.Heroin]

some1 please remind me about the THC and getting fucc

and i will probably live to see tomorrow....

I'M TOO GOOD FOR TOMORROW

 

[Captain.Heroin]

captain is having a classic karen meltdown

pls avert your eyes

it is traumatizing to your brain to stare directly at the focal point of horror

 

[w01fg4ng]

kidzbop.mp3

 

[Police Detective]

ATTENTION DEGENERATES

CAPTAIN.HEROIN has been abducted by our men in an unmarked van and has been escorted to DEEP STATE REPROGRAMMING HEADQUARTERS where he will be subjected to unwanted penile stimulation to heterosexual pornography. His rampant homosexuality and emotional meltdowns has been ruled not protected free speech under the First Amendment of the US Constitution by the United State Court of Appeals for the Second Circuit.

This is a lawful reprogramming of a citizen and we need you to keep an eye out. It is expected CAPTAIN.HEROIN is a flight risk, and is able to manipulate interrogators with homosexual advances and sexual services. You are required to relocate to a safe socially distanced area somewhere approximately six miles outside of DEEP STATE REPROGRAMMING HEADQUARTERS.

Shoot first. Ask questions later. Your country needs you.

Remember, your service is mandatory. Only one target remains higher on our list, and that is "Kidz Bop Karen".

Any recent sightings of "KIDZ BOP KAREN" must be reported IMMEDIATELY to your field contact. Lives depend upon you. Do not try to initiate an arrest of "Kidz Bop Karen" or CAPTAIN.HEROIN by yourself. Do not be a hero. Wait for backup.

 

[BK38]

ATTENTION DEGENERATES

CAPTAIN.HEROIN has been abducted by our men in an unmarked van and has been escorted to DEEP STATE REPROGRAMMING HEADQUARTERS where he will be subjected to unwanted penile stimulation to heterosexual pornography. His rampant homosexuality and emotional meltdowns has been ruled not protected free speech under the First Amendment of the US Constitution by the United State Court of Appeals for the Second Circuit.

This is a lawful reprogramming of a citizen and we need you to keep an eye out. It is expected CAPTAIN.HEROIN is a flight risk, and is able to manipulate interrogators with homosexual advances and sexual services. You are required to relocate to a safe socially distanced area somewhere approximately six miles outside of DEEP STATE REPROGRAMMING HEADQUARTERS.

Shoot first. Ask questions later. Your country needs you.

Remember, your service is mandatory. Only one target remains higher on our list, and that is "Kidz Bop Karen".

Any recent sightings of "KIDZ BOP KAREN" must be reported IMMEDIATELY to your field contact. Lives depend upon you. Do not try to initiate an arrest of "Kidz Bop Karen" or CAPTAIN.HEROIN by yourself. Do not be a hero. Wait for backup.

Goddamnit, I told Cap to stay out of Portland, Oregon. I knew he was going to get himself arrested with all his militant homosexuality.