Chapter II: The Abyss is Eternal !

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I should have got more booze, I've only got 1 cider left and I'm still verrrry coherent soooo... Mission failed.
Although
My mate has got a load of 150mg Lyrica in her purse. She's just passed out tho after she had 2 bottles of wine. She had some 5mg diaz too.
Oooooooo
Saying that. I've just noticed... She has half a bottle of wine left. I fucking HATE white wine. but I will drink it over/before I rob her prescription.
But
I WILL
rob her prescription. And OF COURSE reimburse her tomorrow.
She does get pretty annoyed. But I always do it. And I always leave her one for the morning. She only takes one a day so it gives me plenty of time to score some Lyrica tomorrow.

I mean what are friends for

I'll. Probably slap her in her sleep and tell her I'm taking it. That'll make me feel better
 
jhjhsdi said:
Anyone here ever watch 'Friday night dinner'?
This shit has got me LOLing harder than anything I've LOLed at in fuckin ages
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we have saturday night live here

in us we don't have dinner just drugs

getting half a meal in after our first fix is the most 'murka meth zombies can really hope for

now i eat 3 meals a day and i'm as fat as a whale :(

rip my body
 
Captain.Heroin said:
we have saturday night live here

in us we don't have dinner just drugs

getting half a meal in after our first fix is the most 'murka meth zombies can really hope for

now i eat 3 meals a day and i'm as fat as a whale :(

rip my body
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You must have Netflix? Check it out if you like stupid dry humour/humor (I forget whether you Americans add or take the U away) 🤷‍♂️
 
interviewer: That sounds like my childhood. I was in California and along the West coast, but I moved constantly and was always in new schools. I actually spent several years not going to school at all. Many of those years I had little or no exposure to television.


Genesis:
It’s probably hard to imagine, but in my early childhood there was no television. By 1953, when we were three years old, my parents had a television that they got to watch the coronation. That’s my first childhood memory, watching this strange, bizarre, baroque ritual on this tiny black-and-white television with all the neighbors in the house, crowded and staring at this incredibly magical box with pictures and sound. No one else on the street had one. There were only two people who had cars on our street. So we’ve actually watched television arrive and mutate and become planet-wide and then become the most entropic garbage one could imagine.
 
@Captain.Heroin tbh it's not really TV it's some on demand shit she's got thru this little USB thing. But yea I'm similar really. I never watch anything (especially not 'normal' TV. Apart from some YouTube. I watch some YouTube in bed. If I'm awake and at home I jus play my ps4. Gta5 to be precist.

I will happily challenge anyone on BL to a 1v1 on there. Any rules.

Also. You write with your dicc? I've been know to write my name with piss before but never with ink?

Double also.. I actually have 2 ciders left not one. F u c k I n g WINNNNING
 
jhjhsdi said:
I should have got more booze, I've only got 1 cider left and I'm still verrrry coherent soooo... Mission failed.
Although
My mate has got a load of 150mg Lyrica in her purse. She's just passed out tho after she had 2 bottles of wine. She had some 5mg diaz too.
Oooooooo
Saying that. I've just noticed... She has half a bottle of wine left. I fucking HATE white wine. but I will drink it over/before I rob her prescription.
But
I WILL
rob her prescription. And OF COURSE reimburse her tomorrow.
She does get pretty annoyed. But I always do it. And I always leave her one for the morning. She only takes one a day so it gives me plenty of time to score some Lyrica tomorrow.

I mean what are friends for

I'll. Probably slap her in her sleep and tell her I'm taking it. That'll make me feel better
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i just started 2 gallons of apple cider last night. be ready in about 5 weeks.
 
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ghostandthedarknes said:
i just started 2 gallons of apple cider last night. be ready in about 5 weeks.
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Nice. I made some home brew hooch with apple juice pear juice and pineapple once. It ended in me having rolling blackouts, going dentist and getting my tooth fixed back in aparantly walking out and signing the form saying I was on benefits so I didn't have to pay the £25 charge(even tho I had literally hundreds of pounds in my pockets)and coming round doing lines at my mates. And they found out I wasn't on benefits and sent me a letter saying I had a £100 charge. Which I didn't see. Then got another saying I had a late charge and it went up to £150,plus the £25...so I had to pay £175.

Maybe the fact I had been shooting up a heroin and ket mix just prior to going down there and was highly sleep deprived didn't help but yea. Bad times lol
 
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