Chapter II: The Abyss is Eternal !

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Sounds like a porn review by Kevin Nealon.



man, right now I am so fucking baked, in brazil in general is not possible to buy a decent weed for a decent price, but miraculously I have found one (smoking from morning to night, non stop) and I have drank several beers too. summarizing, I am not able to speak in portuguese so in english it is even worse and I don't know why i am saying this by the way, so you can have an idea of how bad I am right now
 
The hottest one I have was one day at the bunnies with a hot young guy... I was drinking my beer in a bar, smoking a joint (brazil one can smoke in some bars, it is ok). This guy gave me a paper with his phone number. An angelical face, small dick, in general, I am not passive, but this day I could not resist.
Was he a gentle lover or did he have his way with you?

I cannot wait until tonight... gonna get off one way or the other
 
Tequila is very tasty

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sure does
 
Captain'.. U HER JE SUIS

AM GONNA FIND U AND AM GONNA FEED UR BRAIN WHILE U ALIVE

FYCKIN HELL MAN, IZ THE LIUNGE THA NEW PORNHUB? EVERY FCKIN DAY I HEAR U SAYING THE AAME LOOP 'FUCK IIRC HE DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO KISS' AND SHIT. CHANVE UR NAME TO DEJA VU. REPETITVE ERROR STUCK IN TJMD
Sir, you aren't allowed to shop at Target if you aren't wearing your facemask.
 
How scary is "The Shining" on a scale of 1-10? I think I'm gonna smoke and watch it.
 
man, right now I am so fucking baked, in brazil in general is not possible to buy a decent weed for a decent price, but miraculously I have found one (smoking from morning to night, non stop) and I have drank several beers too. summarizing, I am not able to speak in portuguese so in english it is even worse and I don't know why i am saying this by the way, so you can have an idea of how bad I am right now
No worries.


 
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