Chapter II: The Abyss is Eternal !

[Captain.Heroin]

I’ve read a gay romance novel, surprisingly in jail. You are right, it is all about romance and candle lighting and shit. I’m not particularly gay, but even I was, “where’s all the buttfucking?”, it was definitely the gayest thing I’ve ever read.

PS the library cart in jail is all gay romance novels.

—Wizard

yea it's like if there's no buttsex why am I reading this drivel

I'm already in love, and am SICKENED with RAGE at my pathetic heart and self over it / the BEHAVIORS thoughts and FEELINGS

ewww

lul

tyvm for sharing your observations I am glad I'm not alone

 

[ghostandthedarknes]

I’ve read a gay romance novel, surprisingly in jail. You are right, it is all about romance and candle lighting and shit. I’m not particularly gay, but even I was, “where’s all the buttfucking?”, it was definitely the gayest thing I’ve ever read.

PS the library cart in jail is all gay romance novels.

—Wizard

no books here. you gotta request a tablet to read e books and order commissary.

 

[Captain.Heroin]

no books here. you gotta request a tablet to read e books and order commissary.

couldn't a tablet hurt someone a lot more than a book though

or no

 

[Captain.Heroin]

i don't understand it the narrator says he enjoys the love sensation, depicts it as extreme happiness

irl it sucks

trust me i know
love is a heroin addict handcuffed to a radiator screaming at you to saw them out, whatever were they thinking, end it now, please do anything to let me out of this...

 

[Captain.Heroin]

...and he's like WHEE YAY

people are not like this, this is not real

i am going to write real erotica novels with bad relationships and the HATEFUCKcumshots I so desperately crave to read about

SHUTUPandTAKEITsplOOOOgeeeEEE

now that would at least be believable

 

[BK38]

i don't understand it the narrator says he enjoys the love sensation, depicts it as extreme happiness

irl it sucks

trust me i know
love is a heroin addict handcuffed to a radiator screaming at you to saw them out, whatever were they thinking, end it now, please do anything to let me out of this...

 

[Captain.Heroin]

...love is a fire, burns down all that it sees, burns down everything...

 

[Captain.Heroin]

i am listening to noise music right now i can't break the harshfeels right now

i especially like it when it goes BRRRRRRRRRRRzZZZzzRRRRrrrRRR

...IF THERE ARE NO RULES...

 

[ghostandthedarknes]

couldn't a tablet hurt someone a lot more than a book though

or no

you wanna fuck someone up a food tray or hot water from microwave

 

[Captain.Heroin]

you wanna fuck someone up a food tray or hot water from microwave

tyvm for this information

smuggle liquid drugs in microwave scrape that turn tray imo

no one done that yet? or no way to get liquids in

 

[Captain.Heroin]

i figure in the era of THE COVID yall are prolly getting loved ones' getting you purell and shit like that or something

 

[Captain.Heroin]

or do they make you drink pure liquid meth like they did that mexican kid at the border and he died iirc

 

[ghostandthedarknes]

tyvm for this information

smuggle liquid drugs in microwave scrape that turn tray imo

no one done that yet? or no way to get liquids in

they take the glass tray out. if your lucky enough to come by some weed, burn some dry ramen noodles in microwave cuz it'll cover the smell of anything.

 

[Captain.Heroin]

p.s. the narrator is also remarkably awkward and i'm like who can't flirt their way to some dick

or perhaps at least to get urself out of a traffic situation and what not talk about a sticky situation

 

[Captain.Heroin]

they take the glass tray out. if your lucky enough to come by some weed, burn some dry ramen noodles in microwave cuz it'll cover the smell of anything.

Gentleman and a scholar ^^

 

[Captain.Heroin]

they're arguing and haven't fucked yet

yes this is totally 110% inaccurate and i'm sure in the straight world too

if she's arguing w/ you this badly u r not getting the stiff 1 in

ugh

whoever wrote this is pretty awful

 

[Captain.Heroin]

i would burn this if it was a real book and not a .pdf file i illegally downloaded

 

[Captain.Heroin]

turtle balls and dophin dicks under the sea with jamal and dwe was more romantic and sexually thrilling than this novel

and tbph at least cousinetorphinesexgazelleshit was amusing

 

[Captain.Heroin]

tbph this is about two Australian gays maybe they're more conservative w/ their sexuality over there

i can only assume so

 

[BK38]

Jamal
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Jamal
Jamal
Take me now ya kangaroo wrastlin' Aussie cowboy and let me BBQ yo shramp bb