Chapter II: The Abyss is Eternal !

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I’m from Cincinnati and we have our own chili. It’s runny and we put it on pasta or hot dogs.

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It’s a delicacy in my land and is delicious!

—Wizard

I feel like "Runny Chili" would be a good name for a scat porn actor.
 
The London shitboy, Runny Chili! I’m having dry heaves thinking about it. Perfect, let’s produce it, we’ll make like a thousand bucks!

But who to cast as Runny Chili?
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I'm thinking there might be some talent (or someone too poor to sue at least) in Belarus, or Moldova? Maybe you can drop a line to your Vietnamese puke porn people? They might have someone good. I feel like @Captain.Heroin might make for a good casting director. I also feel like we need to work on the "Chili dog" angle a bit, some kind of clever wordplay. Maybe something about "Not your ordinary hotdog? Hotdogs with extra sauce? Not your ordinary beef? Penis gravy?" I dunno, I'm spent, let's do lunch.
 
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WTF have I started?!?!?
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Here are some puppies, so that we can maintain the balance between good and evil in the Abyss:

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Every restaurant I worked at, all the managers were coke heads. Of course, so was I, I used to smoke crack in the bathroom with the general manager at the Olive Garden. I had a blast back then. I also made great tips and spent all that money on cocaine and crack. It was a wonderful situation, but I was sooo broke back then. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

Maybe it's the stigma but I've always been too afraid to try crack. I've done plenty of heroin, cocaine, meth etc. I dunno, something about it... I guess we all have our weird druggy prejudices.
 
Yeah, I can relate to that. I was a heroin addict for 3 n change years, that was awhile ago now though, I think 8 years. They put me on Methadone in rehab - luckily I wised up and told them to put me on a rapid taper down from the 160mg they put me on (I definitely had a habit!) then meth for a year along with stupid amounts of benzos and booze. Then it was drinking too much booze daily and smoking pot all the time in Amsterdam, with coke probably once or twice a week (it never made me fiend that much, but my flatmate was a cokehead and a pretty successful one, so he could afford a habit, so he was always like.... coke? I was like... fuck it, free high grade blow, don't mind if I do...) and the occasional mdma. Now it's literally just phenibut and some booze. I miss weed. I don't drink everyday or take phenibut every day either... I guess I've mellowed out a bit. The thing I fiend for the most surprisingly is weed, but I guess that makes sense as it has been my go-to drug since 13...
 
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