Chapter II: The Abyss is Eternal !

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You're right Captain, life is a coffin. I think I am slowly morphing into you.
 
Captain.Heroin said:
ARE YOU INSINUATING I SHOULD DISCRIMINATE? HOW DARE U
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Yes, only in the sense that you should be prejudiced against using lube from deep-state actors stolen from unknown blimps and formerly owned by J Epstein... It's not ethically sourced ethnic children semen.... if there is such a thing.
 
BK38 said:
It's probably jizz from murdered ethnic children that Pence and his bf kept in giant putrid vats that they ladle out into crystal glasses for eternal youth, I'd inspect that "lube" thoroughly before using it.
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ttytt Pence is a terrible person and I can't wait for him to get shot

I'm on this anti-violence kick but WOULD DEF CONTRIBUTE TO THEIR LEGAL FEES i want my country back

 
Captain.Heroin said:
ttytt Pence is a terrible person and I can't wait for him to get shot

I'm on this anti-violence kick but WOULD DEF CONTRIBUTE TO THEIR LEGAL FEES i want my country back

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'member when the US had some measure of respect on the world stage? I 'member....
 
BK38 said:
I reckon both of their interests were aligned on that one. He had a lot of people gunning for him, he was definitely murdered though.
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i imagine the conversation went

"ok so i kill him, i blame you, but you didn't do it i did, so you are totes not guilty, I'm going to slut shame you in 2020 again anyways hill, play ball," trump cackles out a covid19 cough, "or i'll bring up your EMAILS AGAIN"
 
Captain.Heroin said:
we've been a godless white terrorist nation since the 1700's

then the radical right took over and tried to remove my heroin and abortion rights :mad:
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Probs, You ever read "A People's History of the United States?" Some shocking shit that I was surprised wasn't covered in my history classes. We're all just sexed up murder-apes.
 
Captain.Heroin said:
i imagine the conversation went

"ok so i kill him, i blame you, but you didn't do it i did, so you are totes not guilty, I'm going to slut shame you in 2020 again anyways hill, play ball," trump cackles out a covid19 cough, "or i'll bring up your EMAILS AGAIN"
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"Look Hill-dog, just because Bill and I used to tag team Monica and underaged girls on Saudi prince's planes back in the day, doesn't mean you shouldn't help take this guy out. I mean, you do want to be el presidente right hill dog? Do me a solid Big H and your husband can continue his retirement in peace, maybe set up another pipeline to underaged cabana boys from Haiti like we've always talked about. How 'bout it Hill Dog?"

"Yes, I guess you're right Big D, I guess every dog has it's day"

*and scene*
 
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