Chapter II: The Abyss is Eternal !

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Dear BK38,

My love interest knows how to dance, like square, line, box dancing, waltzing, polka, all that shit. I NEED TO LEARN. I have four left feet and an 8 inch dick so naturally I get tripped up and fall over a lot.

TEACH ME PLSssss

Yours truly,
CAPTAIN.HEROINE
 
Captain.Heroin said:
Dear BK38,

My love interest knows how to dance, like square, line, box dancing, waltzing, polka, all that shit. I NEED TO LEARN. I have four left feet and an 8 inch dick so naturally I get tripped up and fall over a lot.

TEACH ME PLSssss

Yours truly,
CAPTAIN.HEROINE
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I know literally none of those except maybe the Waltz, but I learned that like 10 years ago, so I'm not sure I'm qualified. Try with a basic 2 step and once you've got that down you can start working on the rest. Use your dick as your "training wheels" to prop you up like a tripod if you need to rest or trip.
 
BK38 said:
I know literally none of those except maybe the Waltz, but I learned that like 10 years ago, so I'm not sure I'm qualified. Try with a basic 2 step and once you've got that down you can start working on the rest. Use your dick as your "training wheels" to prop you up like a tripod if you need to rest or trip.
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I'll just screw on some training wheels onto my dick, I like that advice.

If only they made training wheels big enough for my dick ... 😣
 
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