Chapter II: The Abyss is Eternal !

[MemphisX3]

Anal fucking an older women is where its at for me. Younger women have their appeal too but currently its more towards older women.

I bet sex in Finland is super confusing because the language sounds exactly like grunts and muffled sex noises

 

[Juniper Bruhmomentius]

Pretty much. I only make noise in sex if I feel like making noise.

 

[MemphisX3]

Pretty much. I only make noise in sex if I feel like making noise.

Older dude life protip: always make noise . Moan, grunt, talk dirty. Chicks are like dudes. They dont want to fuck a dead fish either.

They dig it.


Also; no offense, but I thought you were gay

 

[Juniper Bruhmomentius]

Im bi. I dont want to fuck a person who looks like a man if you get me.

 

[Juniper Bruhmomentius]

I GOT A SOUL BUT IM NOT A SOLDIER

 

[Juniper Bruhmomentius]

Im bi. I dont want to fuck a person who looks like a man if you get me.

So Im leaning towards older women and trans women.

 

[Juniper Bruhmomentius]

older women

Have you seen some of the nudies that this forum has? NOW THOSE ARE REAL WOMEN AND I WORSHIP THEM IN MY OWN WAY.

 

[RareForm]

Did you know that Steven Martin is the last living banjo player?

 

[empeebee]

which Steve Martin?

 

[ghostandthedarknes]

 

[RareForm]

which Steve Martin?

Leslie Nielsen.

 

[MemphisX3]

Have you seen some of the nudies that this forum has? NOW THOSE ARE REAL WOMEN AND I WORSHIP THEM IN MY OWN WAY.

Anytime I ever check the nudie thread all I see is dicks

 

[MemphisX3]

The world turned back on over here and I have been living irl for the last few weeks and its exhausting

 

[MemphisX3]

Even as a kid I thought "he telegraphed that kick for a solid 20 seconds. How did he not see it coming and why was there absolutely no attempt to defend.

He handed him that match. Daniel was still a shitty karate guy

 

[empeebee]

Leslie Nielsen.

So definitely not Goldie Hawn then. Whoa, was getting worried Steve Wright might actually be Barbara Streisand. I'd hate for Barbara to be the last banjo player.

 

[BK38]

I'm making Chinese hotpot tonight and the broth is so spicy it would probably be illegal to serve without a waiver in America. I love the shit. I want it to be painful to eat. Apparently the pain response from spicy stuff makes your body release a bunch of endorphins and you get happy feels from eating spicy stuff. Going to the bathroom tmrw is going to suck though, for sure.

 

[empeebee]

Toilet roll in freezer overnight IIRC

 

[Juniper Bruhmomentius]

Slept maybe 2 hours last night. Few more matches of overwatch and gonna go sleep. Propably getting coke and bupre tomorrow in this biatch!

 

[ghostandthedarknes]

 

[Captain.Heroin]

I'm making Chinese

reported for racism

in before wuhan related infraction