Chapter II: The Abyss is Eternal !

[Juniper Bruhmomentius]

I had an sexual relationship with an inanimate object... Basic

SCHIZOPATH FOR MOD 2020!

 

[Jabberwocky]

Basic mod requirements that are publicly known:

- Sex with inanimate objects
- Passing the 12 panel with at least 8 positives
- Liking of midget porn
- Terrible social skills
- At least 50 posts

 

[Juniper Bruhmomentius]

You forgot being an psychopath

 

[Shady's Fox]

BABY BRING MA SOCKS

 

[Juniper Bruhmomentius]

Basic mod requirements that are publicly known:

- Sex with inanimate objects
- Passing the 12 panel with at least 8 positives
- Liking of midget porn
- Terrible social skills
- At least 50 posts

You forgot being an psychopath

 

[Jabberwocky]

Ah, yes.

Psychopaths can only infiltrate upper management, though.

As soon as a psychopath is spotted being a mod, they get a promotion to senior mod and/or admin.

 

[Juniper Bruhmomentius]

Iirc sociopaths are mods and psychopaths are admins

 

[Jabberwocky]

Hey, i mean, one must be not attached emotionally to people when performing moderation actions, right?

 

[Juniper Bruhmomentius]

That doesnt luckily affect my behavior at all. Im not sure why some people still dont trust me enough that Id make a good mod.

 

[Jabberwocky]

Like we talk, schizo, but i wouldn't flinch in perma banning you if you posted a spice girls video, or something against MY rules.

 

[Jabberwocky]

Ah, yes.

Psychopaths can only infiltrate upper management, though.

As soon as a psychopath is spotted being a mod, they get a promotion to senior mod and/or admin.

Sounds like the music industry

 

[Juniper Bruhmomentius]

Theres only bluelight rules. Cmon. In army as a leader there was only army rules for me.

 

[Jabberwocky]

Bro, there's shit alllll over your dick. Do you not see it?

 

[Jabberwocky]

if you fuck her with a condom then it technically isn’t sex

 

[Jabberwocky]

Dude, I own so many condoms but never have the balls to use any of them.

 

[Juniper Bruhmomentius]

Theres always shit on my dick. Ive grown used to it. There is nothing to be gained from caring in things that have zero practical effects. Unlike drugs that only have effects.

 

[ghostandthedarknes]

Like we talk, schizo, but i wouldn't flinch in perma banning you if you posted a spice girls video, or something against MY rules.

damn! madness be snappin

 

[ghostandthedarknes]

Dude, I own so many condoms but never have the balls to use any of them.

they don't go on your balls dummy

 

[Jabberwocky]

Dude, I own so many condoms but never have the balls to use any of them.

Good cause if you had of I woulda had to stop responding to you

 

[Jabberwocky]

Nah i just want to be clear that i don't make my own rules.

I feel bad even joking about it.

@ghostandthedarknes