Chapter II: The Abyss is Eternal !

[Juniper Bruhmomentius]

Fuck my trusted vendor aint buying my pennies anymore

 

[Juniper Bruhmomentius]

Everyone has their price. He made one more exception for me.

 

[BK38]

You guys ever just want to have a hot girl handcuff you to to one of those ballerina poles or maybe a bar stool and alternate between sucking you off and slapping you across the face every now and again? God damnit, I need to get laid. I've become CH, except he gets laid more often.

 

[Juniper Bruhmomentius]

Id like to try that but Id also like to try handcuffing a milf into a pole and having my way with her

 

[BK38]

Nope. Please try again.

Have you tried it? It's pretty fucking hot. You have to trust them a lot though, because you're fucking handcuffed.

 

[BK38]

Id like to try that but Id also like to try handcuffing a milf into a pole and having my way with her

Both appeal to me.

 

[Juniper Bruhmomentius]

When that shit happens... I’ll let you know, that when that shit EVER happens to me; it will be my partner killing me, and that’s the last you’lol hear of me!

—Wizard

 

[Juniper Bruhmomentius]

My landlord seems like the person to practise some vigilantism so Im gonna start taunting him hard so I can win few thousand from him in the court

 

[Juniper Bruhmomentius]

Apartment to die for took a literal turn

 

[BK38]

I think "The Eric Andre Show" might be the best TV show ever. I haven't watched it in ages and I'm starting from Season 1 now. It's totally a Dadaist approach to making a TV show, with a bit of nihilism/anarchy thrown in, with a MTV/Adult-Swim/LSD aesthetic too. It's so shameless and so fucking funny. My stomach is literally killing me from laughing so much. Highly recommend it.

 

[Soso78]

Get out his flat u fuckin dosser

 

[Juniper Bruhmomentius]

Ask him if he is a sadomasochist? You might be surprised by his answer. What I know is; that will be interesting anyways!

I can totally imagine him in a leather. Though his face would be ugly even in that.

 

[Juniper Bruhmomentius]

Get out his flat u fuckin dosser

I didnt know you support rich wankers who have no reason to act like they do

 

[Soso78]

I didnt know you support rich wankers who have no reason to act like they do

I didn’t know he was rich. I bought a flat to rent out and I’m not rich.

 

[Juniper Bruhmomentius]

People who own a house and atleast one flat if not more are like the top 5% which makes them rich. Maybe not rich rich but whatever. If youd ever met my landlord youd get my problem with him.

 

[Soso78]

People who own a house and atleast one flat if not more are like the top 5% which makes them rich. Maybe not rich rich but whatever. If youd ever met my landlord youd get my problem with him.

Ye I agree. I got mortgages to pay though so deffo not rich. One day though hopefully.
fuck it though, as long as I can afford to live I happy. Material things don’t bother me too much.
id never be a cunt to my tennant though

 

[Juniper Bruhmomentius]

Thats the thing. I havent been a cunt to him. I admit that the apartment was in a bad shape the first time he came to observe it. Thats propably why he wanted me to go. The neighbor told me that the people living in this apartment have changed constantly. Just a senile fucking landlord basically. I aim to be fair with everyone.

 

[Juniper Bruhmomentius]

@The Wizard of the Creek
Man named Ellis, D took some LSD before a huge baseball game

 

[LadyAlkaline]

You guys ever just want to have a hot girl handcuff you to to one of those ballerina poles or maybe a bar stool and alternate between sucking you off and slapping you across the face every now and again? God damnit, I need to get laid. I've become CH, except he gets laid more often.

Jesus fucking Christ

I'm a sub but that's hot

 

[SS373dOH]

@ghostandthedarknes

Hey ya got some tornadas down there in the land of no lakes ?